I know! How can Connecticut possibly have more ticks than it does WASPS?

Hugs to you, too. If you already realize you’re in the tunnel, the light can’t be too far away.

You know entertainment news is not her beat, right?

this makes me so uncomfortable to hear about, i cannot even watch the video. i’m cringing so much.

“Fatten me like one of your French girls.”

Yes, the whole point of gun control is to end violence for ever and ever.

If you don’t think the couple involved had an unhealthy obsession with firearms and weapons in general, you haven’t been paying attention.

Oh Snap. Oh Buckle. Oh Velcro.

While I agree that rape and sex are fundamentally different, the whole “rape is always about power and control, and never about sexual desire” thing that has been accepted as a truism really goes too far.

He all but cited Nader as the reason he was running as a democrat rather than an independent, nobody wants a repeat of 2000.

Maybe “Hot teen” is their job title. Like the Hot Cops.

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

Yeah, and a frightening percentage of French Muslims Christians, when polled, are cool with suicide bombings proxy bombings, abortion clinic bombings, bombing Iraqis with no connection to Saddam, much less al-Qaeda, I could go on all night.

“The man in the video tells her that people with any head coverings, including hats and hoodies, aren’t allowed in the store.”

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Ridiculous. Reminds me of those idiots who were going to get divorced because gay people could get married. If yesterday you were happy with a good thing that happened to you, it does not lose its worth today because it happened to someone else unless you make it so.

So if you take high blood pressure medication and the drug company - oops! - gives you a bottle of placebos and you have a stoke or a heart attack that’s fine because even on medication people with high blood pressure have strokes and heart attacks sometimes.

I have had OCD since I was 7 years old (complete with bouts of trichotillomania), and I have since learned to reconcile the difference between people who are “OCD” about keeping their desks straightened up and people like me who ritualistically clean their desks to prevent a totally unrelated disaster from occurring…

In which he suddenly became Oscar fucking Wilde.