Just imagine her shock. She gets her mail, removes the brown paper wrapper from her regular subscription to Attitude, and there’s Neville!

Do you think that one person has a $6 billion pixie pant fetish?

You get your magical speaking money out of here. This a God-fearing forum.

Okay, it’s six thirty here in California, and I don’t have time to be mad at Bill Cosby right now because I have to get out the door for an early meeting. Someone please watch this video and leave some scathing comments.

Never do get a satisfactory answer to this, but remind me again why drug addicts don’t deserve to eat food?

It’s in such a continuous loop that Fred will never get off that dinosaur. He’s in hell right now.

I wish Jeb was around so they could have made him choose between his dad and his brother.

“Hi, welcome to Marital and Sexual Problems in Men. Right now I’m sure you’re wondering ‘What the Hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here”. Well, don’t worry. Having sexual or Marital problems can be perfectly natural. They don’t make you a Creep or a Weirdo. Follow these six simple steps and you’ll be able to look…

Yes, but did anyone ask him if he would mind playing ‘Creep’? I think he would actually be less pissed about being on an Iranian sex manual than getting asked that again.

That loud noise you’re hearing is the collective screams of ophthamologists and optometrists everywhere.

Please don’t do this. Please. You do NOT have to use every last molecule of mascara. Buy the small tubes or multi packs and discard them after two months. Staph infection, pink eye, etc. Just not worth it as a money saver and very bad advice.

Secondly, if your response is “Well, it’s not like I called them the N word” it is absolutely 100% a word that’s in your regular vocabulary.

come back, duffy.

Oooo ... Not me. It sounds loud, confused and filled with hypocrisy.

appreciative snort

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

you don’t lose a partner ‘to’ someone. especially not to a child. it takes two to tango, and no one ‘steals’ a partner.

Key factor here: you CHOSE to take a bit of time to think. No law is forcing a woman to HAVE THAT ABORTION RIGHT THE FUCK NOW NOW NOW NOOOOWWWWW but there are laws which are preventing women from having the procedure when they want it because lawmakers seem to think we must be FORCED TO THINK IT OVER. As if we aren’t…

There’s a bit of early Lupe in his modified, modern Midwest double-time. Awesome!

What about all the men who don’t stab women? Why don’t we ever hear about that?