Things puppies can teach you about kissing thread!

I thought Jason Biggs has vowed not to post any more dumb shit on Twitter?

How hot is Mo Rocca with that beautiful, silver hair?!

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

How does ANYBODY buy a brand new BMW for $6474 ?

and I thought you didn't need feminism because you're a bear.

Thank god the people she was with put her in a room, closed the door, and she didn't come to for three and a half hours."

#womenagainstfeminism

I don't need feminism because I like having no legal recourse when my husband beats me.

#womenagainstfeminism

I love when people say "you know" because then I can smile and nod and let them know I'm listening to them!!

This is so true and so hypocritical of supposedly progressive, inclusive people, especially when the most recommended comment about her job is a comment about her physical appearance.

His lawyer used the words "pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo" in an attempt to explain what happened? Done with this world.

I'm not at the "cool kids table." I'm at the smart kids table, calling you stupid for not getting sarcasm. Grow a sense of humor.

Why don't you look it up? You're on the goddamn internet.

This is the kind of name Jr./III/IV/V/XXXpleaseohplease generational suffixes were made for.

I picture her lying prostrate on top of him, slowly suffocating him.

She further clarifies that the purpose of Preserve is not to make jam, but rather to "preserve elements of what makes life beautiful to us." Ah-ha.

Wait what? Where?? She was walking around naked?

Is it a five course meal for twenty people? That's ok. Is it a package of Ramem with bell peppers in it that your significant other heated up for you and he's the best boyfriend ever #soblessed? NO.