you just reminded me of the time that I wasted/spent well as a teenager chatting with a godBot, trying to get it to acknowledge my damn swears.

Nazis. You don’t need an apostrophe for plural nouns.

It’s possible that dehydration/exhaustion manifests differently in a man who’s nearly 40, constantly traveling across time zones while working nonstop onstage in a career that demands constant creativity and output.

After you’re over the stress of your first semester of high school finals, you’re going to look back on your behavior here and cringe.

Yes yes, you’re so much better than everyone here. Now move along.

Except, as the article states, he’s not the first pope to say that abortion should be forgiven. This is not a new mandate, just an expansion on an existing. You don’t seem to be quite aware of what it is you’re celebrating.

Those are links to the site’s own criticisms of the show. I don’t see what’s hypocritical or insincere about devoting multi-day coverage on outrageous situation as it unfolds.

You’re an Iowa fan? I’m from there and honest to God haven’t heard anyone say “retarded” since 2005. I moved to the deep south last year and they still say it here, but I expected that sort of regressive speech here. But it’s people like you that are making the state regressive in all regards, I suppose.

Right? It’s like Bossypants* or Bad Feminist, I would say. Somewhere between a critique of the word’s connotations, and an exploration of what it means to embody that word.

Tip: when multiple people misunderstand what you think you’re saying clearly, it’s probably not the fault of the reader.

Why do you care? Your rhetorical skills reveal you won’t even be old enough to vote in 2020.

Same here, I haven’t drank since Election night when I fell asleep around 11 pm and woke up to a realized nightmare. I love me some wine but I just haven’t had the heart to drink for the past several days.

we’re all proud that you tried your hand at comedy, but it’s safe to move on now.

which is likely the end of his first term.

that’s... what this is. This is the concourse, not deadspin proper.

someone’s guilty of using homophobic insults from 2008...

I hope everyone is staying strong in their attempts to educate, defend and support the correct side of history. I know it’s frustrating explaining that this isn’t a double standard- I’ve confronted several people that no, protesting a hateful, unqualified man is not the same thing as protesting a black man. Rallies…

You’re being a bit extreme. This is more akin to a teacher of a minority religion informing students of his or her beliefs with no interest in conversion, and as a liberal you should believe in the merit of these kinds of conversations.

also, evidently it’s not doing its job.

Congrats! There were a few contenders for most obtuse hot take, but you earned it, pal.