Heh, I was one of the people inconvenienced while trying to purchase something all day, and I definitely wondered if Jezebel would report on the issue.

It's always cool to see the word bitch used in its non-expletive form.

I like the commentary, but I miss the inclusion of the dress designer that Dodai included in most of her posts like this.

As an Iowan I still remember this gem from him in 2009, which needs to become our new official state motto:

I haven't seen anyone say that quarantines don't work, just that they don't matter in suspected Ebola cases until someone has symptoms. From the CDC:http://in.mobile.reuters.com/article/idINKB…

Twist: the guy is actually Erin Gloria Ryan.

"I aped an asparagus" is the greatest confession I've ever heard.

yeah, if anything classic = tailored.

I enjoy that it implies some connection between her dress and his death. Did he pass only once he created that masterpiece? Did the dress have a motive?

I think you're confusing a charge with a conviction.

now, what're the stats on schizophrenics with micropenises?

"what if." Well, we'll never know since you can't properly ask a question.

Did she breed them? In the few articles linked, it just says that she's caring for Belle and previously her brother, but it isn't clear if she owns the mother too or if she acquired them from someone.

My phone appropriately cuts off the headline to "teaching ass".

Aside from both being black women, they're not at all alike :-/

her eyes also don't have as much of that artificial glow in this shot, a trend I'm really tired of seeing in professional photographs.

two virgins could be of the same sex, though, and he seems to be arguing that such people just spontaneously generate AIDS.

Seems like such a regimented job would have rules and practices that were a little more standardized.

it probably also explains why 50k people retweeted it!

Also, is John Mayer throwing away buildings? Or has Banksy been known to graffiti groceries?