And now I'm reminded that there are folks who get fireworks on their birthday every year. Jealous.

I don't recall saying I don't like the content. In fact, I clicked on it on a different site several days ago because it interested me.

It's odd that you'd reply to me, then refer to me in the third person. Do better at Internet please.

Exactly! I like the correlations but it's so clearly quickly and carelessly constructed.

Pretty soon there will be no need for me to visit both Jez and Buzzfeed.

Take a deep breath. It's all okay, even if other people choose to eat at different places.

Are you all just eating fries or what? I went to five guys two days ago- 2 bacon burgers, a shared small order of fries and 2 cups for water was $20.

why does it bother you that people don't all eat where you eat?

"I was like, 'I don't know guys, I have to go home to my grandparent's house in a few months at Christmas, I don't know if I can do this,'" she said.

THEN you'll get laid!

so I was right about 17?

Yes we're all convinced that you're a virgin by choice...

everyone was just about to ask you the same question! The over/under is set at 17.

"The "mom roles" often see women playing mother to an actor who may only be ten to fifteen years older than her"

Done talking in circles with you. Reread our convo, take notes where I explain what health care and birth control are, consult a dictionary if you have further questions.

not understanding an argument =/= "thinking differently."

You're trolling and being obtuse. Just calling you out on it. I split my time between gawker and jezebel- enlighten me, what part of posting on Jezebel exempts you from being a "Jezebel poster"?

I don't like indulging in troll feeding (because there's no way a post pubescent boy could be so wilfully dense) but birth control is a widely used prescription drug that treats a variety of medical concerns for women. Healthcare, which, again, is a benefit of full-time employment and is a pay deduction to employees,…

You seem a bit confused about the term "healthcare," Mr. Gutfeld.

*paying for your prescription that you have already paid for by opting for a portion of your paycheck to go toward an employee health care plan