Her notion of proper development probably begins and ends with him continuing to look JUST THE CUTEST, though.

Jezebel says "excellent," Gawker says he "growls." I think it's some entertaining combination of the two.

I admittedly know what slalom is from playing Wii Fit, but I would imagine that anyone unaware of the event would struggle too much trying to picture a race of some sort.

"To be feared (in the sense of reverence) is to be respected," it says. "Your children should be weary of going against your rules. It also teaches them to submit to authority regardless of whether or not they agree."

There's always that unnatural cheekbone contouring in mags. If you have an inch of cheekbone (and I've noticed that JLaw does have high- if not uber-defined- bone structure), you can get a mile of shadowing out of them.

I keep seeing Miley in the first pic.

"Because human nature" of course!

The same sort of thing is going on here in Iowa City (no gang rapes thank God, but the 7th reported sexual assault of the year became public a few days ago). Our female university president has the same victim-blamey, rape apologist wisdom to say about it:

I have some of them from my grandmother!

So far, 2014 has provided me with little evidence that most people can read past the first paragraph and their own assumptions.

Also, the "she's emotionally upset" argument.

Pneumonia can result from other viruses. If your baby has a flu and doesn't get proper care, it could potentially lead to that.

Kevin Spacey says that House of Cards is "99 percent accurate" and the one percent of inaccuracy comes from the fact that "you could never get an education bill past that fast."

Excellent use of typos, my friend!

But it's the "L"! The first part of the abbreviation!

I don't meant to nitpick grammar in comments, but I think you meant *a state fair.

To be fair she stayed out of the limelight for most of her adult life. She was a very active and charitable person, but it's understandable that most images of her are from when she was in front of a camera.

I'd like to imagine that your childhood involved actual talking swingsets.

Well the definition of empathy is being able to personally identify with someone else's problems, that's how it's empathy and not sympathy. "I know the feeling" vs "I can't imagine." So yes, one would have to experience the problem (or something similar that they could relate to) to be empathetic. Still mean-spirited.

I didn't notice that personally because I could not get over his teeth.