I scanned the article to see if I somehow missed a glaring reference to Chief Pegging Bull, but this was fortunately not the case.

It's not so much that Russians like vodka, but that vodka is Russian. French dogs fetch champagne, Greek dogs fetch ouzo, American dogs would fetch Bud Light if it was at all appealing.

You'd have to first convince most of them that there are pregnant women outside of America.

What about the men on your mother's side of the family? They're a better prediction of what your hair will be like than your father's!

Meanwhile, my non-Googling grandparents turn to ME to fill them in on slang terms they overheard...

Both ways sound right to me but "through" would probably have made the most sense. Maybe that's what was off! I was just bothered that the picture didn't literally show any money aflame.

I think she means "using quickly and irresponsibly," but it made me stop for a second too.

Hey, they guy took the time to respectfully call you "Ms. Catheter." Must count for something.

I agree with that as well.

PETA does euthanize some of the animals they rescue, though.

Who has the best celebratory gif??

Oh, here we go!

Circumcision is a pretty big controversy among feminists. Tube tying, as it's practiced here, isn't generally a controversial topic.

Someone on her news feed reacts, send it to a friend of theirs who can see the page (since it's public), and eventually someone posts it to the wall of the group. That's my guess!

Well, ONE of the reasons why. Probably she was also just walking by one day and someone yelled "jump in!" and you simply can't ignore an invitation like that.

Anyone could have an eating disorder or have issues with stress, and lots of fat people have neither problem going on.

It's also a sexist description of women who speak up or speak often. Both Hilary Clinton and Sarah Palin are often referred to as shrill. It's in the same vein as saying that someone is "harping" on a topic; it's much more commonly said about a woman.

We always got a little sheet with our height, weight, height and weight percentiles, and change from the previous year. Nothing that outright said "your child is obese", but the documentation was there. This would have been through the '90s.

Is the "Your Boyfriend" segment coming back? Always thought those were hilarious.

SAMOA. Not Samosa. Biggest oversight I've ever seen on Jezebel.