If it was a Kirby game getting cancelled, it would suck.

The amount of ad pop-up on this site is making it literally unreadable on mobile.

So my son grabs his sister’s hair, she bites his arm. I jump in and threaten to spank them both, so they jump on my back to pin me down. Now mom’s involved, she’s trying to separate them, but they’re tickling her so much she can’t stop laughing and starts to pee in her pants. My daughter somehow breaks free of the…

Nope, sure ain’t, so fuck straight you racist prick

Is that the Lost Forest song the band is jamming out when the clip first starts? Hot damn, that was fire.

Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention, but it looked to me like Korg was the one playing, and Thor got on the headset to yell at the kid to leave Korg alone?

Having played the games before but not drawn the same conclusion, you just made me a lot happier with the reasoning behind almost every FE character having a Counter. I'm still suffering from Counter Fatigue, though. Hopefully none of the other Fighters Pass characters have a counter.

Okay, but... you understand that the whole movie is about how every single Avenger’s personal flaws led to Thanos’ triumph, right?

I second Seconds.

Sorry we forced you to read it, here’s your money back :(

It’s the best Donkey Kong game without 20 years of nostalgia talking for it.

HPMOR is the ur-fanfic. It exceeds the source material, and is the best out of any Harry Potter book in my opinion. Also, Significant Digits manages to capture a solid 80-90% of the magic (heh) in a “ten years later” sequel.

Genji, on the roof.

I know we’re supposed to hate this woman because she’s white and is supposedly living in the wrong neighborhood based on that, but I’d be pissed too if some asshole parked his ice cream truck outside my house and played annoying music every day, and then told me to “fuck off” when I tried to be upfront and work with…

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

The Gambit system was cool but it’s still too limited to making AI controlled characters being competent. I hope we get a game someday that’s somewhere between the Gambit system and Dragon’s Dogma’s Pawn system.

To me, 12 was the final bullet to the series for me.

Well, IX is the best one so he’s right.

I can dig it, but that amiibo design puts it out there.

I will never understand the people that say FFXII is good.