I doubt many people are BUYING the game for the porn available of these characters. If that’s all they want, they can get it for free. I will grant you that of the people who are buying the game, if they’re into that aspect of the characters, the female one is a more likely choice.

Actually, that’s another reason why…

The first half of your statement is indisputable fact. The second half is where I disagree. But that’s good! If everyone thought like me, we wouldn’t have much variety in the game.

Choice is great, and I think most people WILL go with the girl. Aside from the fact that she’s the one that most of the previews and trailers focused on, she looks much cooler with the long squid tentacle hair. I know I planned on choosing the girl.

I have an Asus Transformer Tablet/Laptop running Windows 8, and I didn’t get any icon for reserving Windows 10. I plan on keeping Windows 7 on my desktop, but since I already have Windows 8, on the tablet, I thought I may as well upgrade. Does anyone know why I wouldn’t get the option to reserve it on my Windows 8…

There’s absolutely room for both games. 3D world is the BEST “get to the end of the level” Mario game since Mario Bros 3 with some other great twists thrown in.

However, I agree that we also really want another game like Super Mario 64. Full exploration of interesting worlds, a great way to move around them, the…

No doubt. Just a thought.

Ah. Didn’t realize. My mistake.

The Nintendo Extra Entertainment System. The NXES. Rolls right off the tongue.

At no point does it say that he was. Just that he wanted to get to California. Which he should, so he can bring his little brother, the actual Wizard.

Ironically, if any story about this game was put up on Kotaku a few days ago, they would probably have been well funded by dollar donations from people who visit the site.

Yes, why would they port their game to the 3DS, a system with a user base several times larger than the Vita? It’s a mystery!

I have a Vita and it’s basically dead weight. If Sony doesn’t care about its own handheld, why would any other company?

Guacamelee felt like Diet Metroidvania. It was fun as hell and the style was great, but it was shorter and simpler than I hoped for.

In my opinion, the best recent Metroidvania style game is the absolutely AMAZING Castle in the Darkness. It’s also a retro graphic title, like Cave Story.

I agree, missing out on Nintendo is a surprise. But I do understand the logic behind it. However, in the FAQ section on the kickstarter, there is a hint that a Nintendo version isn’t out of the question.

He didn’t call them that. He’s using the popular fan term. He even said in the interview when asked:

To me, Whip meant old school NES vania. Sword meant newer style Metroidvania.

#TEAMSWORD

Completely agree. I would be completely happy with my PC and Wii U (not including handhelds), but I also have an XboxOne that I got for a very good price. I barely play it though. So far, it’s just Sunset Overdrive and eventually Kingdom Hearts 3 and HOPEFULLY Phantom Dust if it ever comes out. Other than that, so…

Eh, I like Axe Cop’s absurdist humor too. The voices and animation sell it for me. And Major Lazer is pretty awesome in a throwbacky 80’s cartoon kind of way. Lucas Brothers is really great, but I think my favorite thing that they show is the shorts.

Metroid Prime style is my personal favorite. Scan if you want, full details are there if you desire. Audio is next best, especially if you can play the game normally while listening.

You just described comics. It’s why we get so happy when something truly unexpected happens.

Yeah... the poor little system. It helps that I don’t have a PS4, so I get SOME use out of it. But it’s mostly collecting dust.