Mine was Clan of the Cave Bear too. “Fully engorged” in my young mind equaled “like a gourd”.

I don’t follow UFC very closely (not really my thing), but I get the impression this is for two reasons:

It’s important to note that literally any attorney would have made the same argument against this evidence. Are they right? Maybe. Do I care? Not really. He can burn.

I live in the south, like right now. And while your family might be full of virulent racists, not everyone thinks “MLK is ENEMY #1". That’s a pretty ridiculous statement on its face.

Sweet baby Jesus Beckham Jr is a beautiful man.

Which is to say that France, which has long harbored Hollywood’s most notorious alleged pedophile director, will take in Hollywood’s other most notorious alleged pedophile director.

Restricted Free Agency replacing Arbitration would be nice too.

Will this be what it takes to get the union to fight for the rights of (or give a shit about at all, really) future members rather than current ones? Because that’s the big fix that needs to happen. For decades, they’ve happily given ground on the rights of players entering the league to rake in value for those about…

It’s almost like being middling outfielder for 15 years doesn’t qualify someone to head a labor union.

Teams have realized that most FAs aren’t worth their salary, and it’s because they’re past their prime once they reach FA.

Honestly, how is this solved without a labor stoppage? The system has been set up so that teams are heavily, heavily incentivized to hoard cheap talent and build their contention windows around their arbitration windows. Once those same players are on the open market, unless they were a phenom who came up at 19-20 and…

Young players are under team control for way too long and veteran players are paid way too much money.

Take all the guns.

How strange that so many different police forces “investigate” sexual assault by asking the man if he sexually assaulted anyone and then taking him at his word that he didn’t and closing the case. Who could’ve imagined?

I think he’s been held accountable by the simple fact of what he’s gone through.

It may be time to just euthanize sports talk radio as we know it.

What you mean the play where Hezonja landed under him? That’s only not a foul if it’s a Golden State defender stepping under Kawhi Leonard.

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

The most upsetting part of this story is that I had to listen to 33 seconds of WEEI just to get to the soundbite in question. Boston sports shows are the worst.