“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”

Needs more stars. Too many people here - this piece’s author included - are jumping on the UFO bandwagon without applying any critical thinking to the event.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

A man who only made all his restaurants desegregate because it started hurting the stock price and looks like the bad guy in a puppet Christmas special is a monster? Total shock here

Mansplaining is not the act of being a man. It’s acting in a condescending fashion like a subject matter expert, often to people who know more about the subject than you who may in fact be experts. Because of the interplay of gender and power dynamics in this country, it’s pretty common for women especially experts in…

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

I call shenanigans. They’re in cahoots together to create social media drama and drive traffic.

IIRC, Carlos Beltran actually admitted this in his post-game interview. I’m surprised it took this long for people to actually report it beyond those who actually stayed up to watch the entire post-game.

Doing Their Research: Hacking into the Astros’ evaluation system to see what they think of a player before making a decision.

Remember “Westbrook doesn’t have any good teammates?” Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Oh, that Jeter. Still handing out gift baskets.

If this situation was any more deescalated, they’d have traveled back in time. There is no escalation when a man is literally begging for his life as he’s forced to crawl.

I’m not saying this guy’s got an easy road ahead. I’m saying that it’s false to say — which is what OP actually said — that women who suffer rape and sexual violence are believed and given automatic sympathy and outrage. That’s just extremely, almost comically counterfactual.

Being a cop in the worst neighborhoods in the country is still safer than driving school bus, and even then those officers are more likely to die in car accidents than they are in gun fights.

They also need to stop acting like everyone darker than a manila folder is a criminal, but that’s going to be a bit harder to tackle since their “believing” such a thing gives them the internal permission to do evil shit.

Something tells me you’re not thinking clearly about what happens to teenage girls who get raped by sport stars. They usually get bullied out of school or to the point of suicide, not treated with decisive sympathetic outrage.

Not sure why team building always involves shoving something up someone else’s ass. Perhaps they should try rock climbing, obstacle courses, miniature golf?

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…