Watching Giannis on/off the court is one of the few things that still inspires joy without caveats to the unguarded, non-cynical side of me. Truly, he is a freak in that regard.

What are you talking about re: the WS doesn’t sound exciting!? Best regular season record team on one side. Third best record, by a single game, on the other (and if Cleveland hadn’t had that incredible win streak, the Astros would’ve been best in the AL). The match up actually validates the larer sample size of the…

Hate to break it to you bud, but Yankees aren’t younger than the Astros. Or better at any level.

Kinda like how I got sick of the “after 9/11, the Yankees really need this one” narrative. I guess 4 of the previous 5 wasn’t enough for those spoiled bastards. Buncha Veruca Salts...

Gattis is by far the coolest guy in baseball. Dude looks like he can take down a couple of buckets of beer, win a barfight and then hit a home run all in the same day.

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

There’s also a lot of juices and snacks in that bathroom for me, a human being who prefers to do my shitting and my eating in distinct areas. And who stores their toothbrush IN the sink? Do you leave it there when you wash your hands, and let the soapy wastewater douse it?

Might be a good place for a reminder that Beverley played all those years in Russia (which is just a delightful place to be for a dark-skinned black man), waiting to get onto the back end of an NBA roster. If there’s a more starkly contrasting player to Ball in the NBA, I’d love to know.

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

Yeah, but will she be able to forcefully comment on the softness of today’s players, denigrate the idea of shooting jumpers, and overrate Jeff Green?

They’re already starting to attack Laura on twitter. Nothing more pathetic than grown men/teenagers “rising up” to protect a fucking website, whose owner doesn’t give a flying fuck about them.

I remember when PFT said he was going to Barstool someone on twitter said that it would be like if Colbert moved from Comedy Central to Fox News. I think that’s about right.

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

Because we train women to avoid sexual assault, rather than training people not to sexually assault. Women are told, directly and indirectly, and often from the best of intentions, that we should take all reasonable precautions to protect ourselves. The problem is that most of the precautions aren’t that reasonable,…

You think that it’s your fault because you’ve been told your whole life the things you have to do to stay safe, and if you’re not safe you feel as if you did something wrong. You feel shame because you think that somehow you let it happen, that you gave an opening, that you led someone on, that you didn’t say “no”…

Who’s President of the United States? How many women formally accused him of sexual assault BEFORE the election? Did it matter?

THIS. Fox grew up in the land of Whataburger. It’s the king of regional burger chains. Shit, I’d even take Krystal or White Castle over In - N - Out.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

“Greater than/less than” symbols beyond the education level of your average Stoolie, to the surprise of nobody.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.