Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

McNair: We have three good quarterbacks going forward.. (Brandon Weeden’s face lights up) (McNair pauses, starts counting on his fingers) I mean two. Two good quarterbacks and some old ginger.

God, fuck Bob McNair. As long as he is owner of the team, it will be trash. 15 years and this is the best he can come up with?

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

Dallas sucks. Can we agree that Dallas sucks?

No money is at stake?

When the said they were boycotting their own team in order to “make Minnesota football great again,” (again? wtf?) they were making a political statement and saying that they didn’t care what happened; they wanted their teammates on the team no matter what sexual abuse they may have engaged in.

In their original statement they complained about the players being named with “reckless disregard for their constitutional rights” when it was their lawyer who released their names, not the school or the media. They said a Title IX investigation was “unjust” when the school was actually required to do it. They said…

I’m wondering if the bowl game has any method of rescinding the invitation to U of M. All the talk leading up to the game will be about this situation that they likely thought was a done deal already.

I mostly agree with you, but I thinking “ruining lives” is really overstating the impact of a one-year football suspension. And for most rape/sexual assault cases, there will never be that “proof” you’re looking for. I mean, the facts of this case are out. Several players had sex with this girl. She says it was rape.…

In my dream world, where money is no object, they wouldn’t have had the opportunity to walk back their stupid boycott. The AD would have said, “Oh, you want me to recruit an entire new football program for next year? Challenge accepted! Here’s who you need to contact in Housing, and here’s the number for Financial…

No, she simply failed to yell “rape” loud enough.

They caved pretty quickly. Almost like they went into this boycott without knowing any facts other than what their teammates who were suspended had told them.

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

on the out of bounds play, that’s so close that it’s hard to complain one way or the other.

I’ve been a bit surprised by the reaction to Doctor Phil. Like, this was the final straw? When did people hear about Dr. Phil? Yesterday? He’s been a piece of shit for a long, long time. Whatever other gifts she has, Oprah has consistently shown herself to be a fairly poor judge of character.

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

I needed that cry so much.

BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

nah