One of the Dodgers was caught on camera calling him a faggot, but for some reason MLB rules don’t seem to apply to the Dodgers, so I don’t expect there to be any consequences.

Who said he didn’t deserve a suspension? Ultimately what he deserves will be up to MLB. Sounds like you’re the one who should “get over it.”

He served his suspension and apologized to both Lucroy and Angels fans, and last night he looked like a guy who wants to accept responsibility for what he did and move on.

Bill O’Brien doesn’t want to pay Clowney what he’s own to, like...prove some half cocked point that he doesn’t have to pay anyone, I guess. “I will deliberately hurt this team just so I can prove I’m as good as this as Bill Belichick.”

It’s especially problematic for women, who simply physiologically can’t lose significant weight in a short period of time like men can (one of the many things unfair about being a woman!). So female UFC fighters rely even more on cutting water weight by extreme dehydration... which also happens to shrink the…

Our ideological opponents are already doing it. I get it, you don’t want to actually do anything difficult to stop the rising tide of violent hate crimes in America because they don’t affect you, but turning your nose up at those of us who aren’t sniveling cowards is just pathetic.

Publishing said apology, however, comes off as a little bit of face saving “sorry-not-sorry” territory...

Actually, it looks ok, because it looks like a bagel with cream cheese and fruit preserves. Once you clarified that it’s a hamburger bun with ricotta, however, I gagged a little.

I watched the last three innings of the game last night, and I’ve honestly never felt such random visceral hatred before, it kind of disturbed me.

Third possibility: this is a sponsored publicity stunt, and he’s going to be “setting the record straight” on why Draft Kings is the fastest growing daily fantasy sports website, or how you, too, can lose 35 pounds in your first month on Skinny Fit Detox Tea.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

the very, very, very lightly flavored fizzy beverage

I don’t get it, you didn’t even ask him about all the pussy he gets from wearing his team-branded half-zip and showing chicks the keys to the gym (but not the operations annex). 

Isn’t it fair to hold a professional photographer to higher standards when it comes to their subjects’ privacy? I mean, it’s not my grandma’s fault that she was the victim of a phishing scam, but it’s definitely Equifax’s fault if they exposed my SSN to hackers.

I’m pretty sure he’s like, at most, 7/8ths scrappier.

Fun fact: He probably doesn’t make that catch due to fans being in the way, except that there was a torrential downpour in Houston tonight and rain was coming in through the panes in the roof over centerfield, so all the fans in the front rows had moved back to avoid getting wet.

With all due respect, this is such a stupid narrative that everyone keeps parroting because the same commentators who complained all year about Harden being a ball hogging iso nightmare are now complaining that he didn’t just go 1-on-5 for the last half of the fourth quarter.

If you had told me 20 years ago that Harry would grow up to be the handsome, cool, fun one and Will would be the inexplicably creepy bore, I would never have believed you. 

It seems like everyone getting huffy at you and defending Bill Gates’ billions as fairly obtained are either really young or just ignoring the fact that Microsoft achieved its incredible success by literally breaking the law.

To be fair, no one is suggesting the NFL side-step the criminal justice system and, like, put Hill in a cage under Arrowhead Stadium for a year. Imposing consequences, up to and including banishment, for violating a private entity’s rules/code of conduct isn’t subject to due process protections. If you are at a Utah…