He’s very much responsible. And if we had anything approaching reasonable gun laws, like requiring gun owners to maintain liability insurance like we do car owners and opening them up to manslaughter charges should their negligence result in the wrong person getting ahold of their guns, he might have been more careful…

My favorite sports fan trope is “regular season stats are meaningless, unless they favor my team.”

The bullpen with the fourth-best ERA in baseball? What about it?

The overall results of the survey are surprising to me. Literally all of my friends kept their own last names, it’s just too much of a pain to change.

Seriously. I can’t understand why any org would sign Fitch to fight, especially Bellator, who once declined to re-sign one of their champs because he was too boring (Ben Askren). Bellator has really turned in to a UFC nursing home since Scott Coker took over, just a bunch of broke down former names knocking around…

Impressive how much Casey has embraced Canadian culture, he even completely ignores the treatment of indigenous people, just like an authentic Canadian!

This. I already sleep hot, put me on a foam mattress and I feel like I’m being sous vide in bed.

Hi, can you please ask your wife where she gets cucumber sparkling water and report back? I need. Thanks in advance!

Texas law defines “child” in this context as “under 17,” so she definitely wasn’t 17.

I spent a few wild and crazy Spring Breaks at Padre in the late 90s and somehow managed to avoid being indicted by a grand jury for aggravated sexual assault of a child. You’re really willing to chalk being arrested for gang rape up to youthful irresponsibility? That’s extremely fucked up.

It’s not unsubstantiated, the victim filed a police report saying it happened. Are you accusing her of lying and filing a false report? That’s an unsubstantiated accusation. She apparently decided that she did not want to face the men she alleged gang raped her in court, so the charges were appropriately dropped. That…

“The Body” is definitely good for a cry, but nothing gets me weeping like the end of “The Prom,” when her classmates give Buffy an umbrella.... To this day I get misty just thinking about it.

You’re not so smart yourself, since you apparently didn’t bother to check any sources before libeling athletes who were suspended for non-PEDs on your little blog.

Wait... I turn the water on before I step into the bathtub, to make sure it’s water and not acid or tiny spiders. Is that not how everybody showers?

Same. I could not possibly care less about MREs, but Steve’s videos are like a hammock in the shade on a warm summer day.

I don’t understand this hipster basketblogger take that the Rockets aren’t fun to watch. What’s not fun about launching bombs from well behind the three point line, thunderous alley-oops, and iso plays where defenders get cooked, dropped, and even nutmegged before Harden or Paul hit step-back threes or euro-step to…

Stop nitpicking and just enjoy the spectacle of one of the most athletic guards in history unapologetically giving it his all* every single night.

I bought a couple things back when Sephora first started carrying the brand, because the price is so, so right, and while they don’t irritate or break me out, they don’t feel especially good or seem to do much of anything positive for my skin. Definitely not worth underwriting this dude’s crazypants.

Orrrrrr maybe OKC won because, as you noted, their season was on the line, while the Rockets have home court throughout the playoffs locked up and thus struggled to give a shit? You know, much like the excuse everyone uses to explain every Warriors loss?

I’m not even sure what point you’re trying to make here, but if it’s something other than “the clear majority of Americans support legalized abortion,” you’re wrong.