Right, sorry, I tried to make that clear by distinguishing that millennials, unlike this generation, were raised on text-based communication like instant messenger. I’m right on the cusp between Gen X and millennial (I really identify with the Oregon Trail Generation), so I spent my childhood in my bedroom on the…

Something that hadn’t occurred to me until someone mentioned it on Twitter recently - one of the reasons these kids are so polished and good at this is that their generation has literally grown up on camera. They have always had camera phones and Vine and Snapchat and FaceTime and are so comfortable on camera because…

He said it was because he was mad she wouldn’t agree to get an abortion, which seems more like semantics to me, but then I’m not a murdering piece of shit.

I don’t have the privilege of getting far enough to listen to and consider from their perspective why Jewish children should be slaughtered, sadly the shape of my nose prevents Nazis from agreeing upon logical structures with me.

Wow, you are so patient and logical! I wish I could be like you, but every time I try to reason with Nazis they just yell “heil Hitler” at me and tell me to get in the oven. For some reason they just won’t engage in a rigorous intellectual debate with me. We’re so lucky to have you out there doing the hard work!

Bichon slander? Deadspin has sunk to a new low.

Someone actually asked him not long ago (maybe during a Players Only broadcast?) and he claims this is the secret, and also he shaves against the grain or something so it’s extra grippy.

I get that it’s funny, and these dudes have made more money in one year than many of us will see in a lifetime, but I can’t help but think Tom Thibodeau should be in jail.

When you make someone prominent, then it distracts away from UFC as a whole. UFC wants itself to be the product, and not the individual fighters. They want the fighters to be replaceable cogs in a larger machine. They don’t want people invested in the cogs.

Right. I wouldn’t piss on Cosby if he were on fire, but it’s far from “slimy” for his attorneys to file this motion. In fact, not objecting to testimony about uncharged extraneous acts would probably be textbook ineffective assistance of counsel.

This is a stupid, lazy take. I grew up in Texas and don’t know anyone who hates MLK. Does your family all live in East Bumblefuck? Because Bumblefuckians are racists no matter if it’s Mississippi or Iowa.

Anyway, there was only one good ad tonight

This is a good reminder that the word “alleged” has meaning and should not just be reflexively appended to every description of a famous person doing a bad thing.

Baseball desperately needs a salary floor.

My first, instinctual reaction to this story (besides seething rage) was that every sexual assault complaint should have at least one female law enforcement officer involved, but that just pissed me off even more, because the attitude that men shouldn’t/can’t be expected to empathize with and believe women is a big…

Oil cleansing is dope. Try adding 1 part castor oil (sold at drug stores) to 2 parts grapeseed oil in the summer. Castor oil acts like an astringent and is anti-bacterial, so it really gets the gunk out of your pores.

I mean, other than whining about how “some people” (his mom) think he’s great, what did he really say in that interview? His excuse for being a fake hard-ass and a douchebag is that people are mean to him because of his privilege? Ok.... That doesn’t explain why he was standing on the court during live play Monday…

This. Plus, if people are going value Cole at his ceiling, they should value Musgrove the same way. The kid has filthy stuff, and while he struggled a bit with inconsistency as a starter, he was damn good as a high leverage reliever. He pitched a scoreless final inning and got the win in the epic World Series Game 5!

*whispers*

Otherwise, bringing up Trump’s accusers will only result in a #wellwhatabout-ism getting reflected right back at the Democrats.