Right, sorry, I tried to make that clear by distinguishing that millennials, unlike this generation, were raised on text-based communication like instant messenger. I’m right on the cusp between Gen X and millennial (I really identify with the Oregon Trail Generation), so I spent my childhood in my bedroom on the…

Something that hadn’t occurred to me until someone mentioned it on Twitter recently - one of the reasons these kids are so polished and good at this is that their generation has literally grown up on camera. They have always had camera phones and Vine and Snapchat and FaceTime and are so comfortable on camera because…

He said it was because he was mad she wouldn’t agree to get an abortion, which seems more like semantics to me, but then I’m not a murdering piece of shit.

Mueller should indict Rob Goldman next, for being a stupid lying pissbaby. 18 U.S.C. 42069.

I don’t have the privilege of getting far enough to listen to and consider from their perspective why Jewish children should be slaughtered, sadly the shape of my nose prevents Nazis from agreeing upon logical structures with me.

Wow, you are so patient and logical! I wish I could be like you, but every time I try to reason with Nazis they just yell “heil Hitler” at me and tell me to get in the oven. For some reason they just won’t engage in a rigorous intellectual debate with me. We’re so lucky to have you out there doing the hard work!

Bichon slander? Deadspin has sunk to a new low.

Someone actually asked him not long ago (maybe during a Players Only broadcast?) and he claims this is the secret, and also he shaves against the grain or something so it’s extra grippy.

Is there a reason this is tagged “homocide”? That seems to be in very poor taste.

I get that it’s funny, and these dudes have made more money in one year than many of us will see in a lifetime, but I can’t help but think Tom Thibodeau should be in jail.

When you make someone prominent, then it distracts away from UFC as a whole. UFC wants itself to be the product, and not the individual fighters. They want the fighters to be replaceable cogs in a larger machine. They don’t want people invested in the cogs.

Right. I wouldn’t piss on Cosby if he were on fire, but it’s far from “slimy” for his attorneys to file this motion. In fact, not objecting to testimony about uncharged extraneous acts would probably be textbook ineffective assistance of counsel.

This is a stupid, lazy take. I grew up in Texas and don’t know anyone who hates MLK. Does your family all live in East Bumblefuck? Because Bumblefuckians are racists no matter if it’s Mississippi or Iowa.

Clearly you’ve never experienced the pure joy of being called a stuck-up bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone else for telling the entitled chucklefuck from the mailroom that you aren’t interested and never will be. I’d venture that 80-90% of the women I know have had a dude lash out after rejection, many…

Good news! Women, with rare exception, are not conniving vindictive cunts, so what you describe, with nothing more, would literally never happen! Now, if you’re pairing those innocuous lunch and drink suggestions with, say, an unsolicited shoulder rub, or this dialogue repeats week after week, a call to HR would be…

Anyway, there was only one good ad tonight

This is a good reminder that the word “alleged” has meaning and should not just be reflexively appended to every description of a famous person doing a bad thing.

Baseball desperately needs a salary floor.

My first, instinctual reaction to this story (besides seething rage) was that every sexual assault complaint should have at least one female law enforcement officer involved, but that just pissed me off even more, because the attitude that men shouldn’t/can’t be expected to empathize with and believe women is a big…

Agreed, and it’s always seemed weird and creepy to me that we humans drink what is essentially the breast milk of another species. I mean, the purpose of cow milk is to grow little baby calves into big, fat bovines - why are we surprised that there’s an obesity epidemic when we pump our human children full of it?