Considering how well hiring younger, less experienced managers who embrace analytics and can bond with players has worked out for the Astros and Dodgers, it’s not surprising that teams like the Yankees and Red Sox are trying to copy that model.

The article isn’t completely clear, but it appears that at least some portion of this financial “commitment” is expected to be borne by the players ($250,000 per team per year), which is kind of bullshit, plus the proposed committee tasked with guiding the project is made up of 5 players and 7 owners/league office…

Paint mixing videos are my favorite.

I know it’s pointless to engage because you aren’t arguing in good faith, but

Milk is the worst. I once spilled an entire 20oz. latte all over a fabric seat and floor. Spent literally hours at a do-it-yourself car wash trying to shampoo the milk out, but the car still stunk every summer.

Yes, the lawyer economy, which also puts food on the table for the makers of rolling briefcases and multi-colored sticky tabs. We all gotta eat, buddy.

Old men with too much money and ego are a critical part of the lawyer economy. Go forth and bill the shit out of this file, counselors!

Ugh, the view from the top of the jump made my bowels clench.

I miss the weekly feature y’all used to do with the Sunday viewing maps. It was fun to try to puzzle out the rationale.

No, five people whose testimony should be admitted to rehabilitate the victim after the defense attempts to impeach her credibility.

You don’t have anything to worry about, Burger King already has cameras.

Absolutely, and if any of these men are ever actually charged with a crime, they will be afforded the same due process as all other defendants. Or did you mean public opinion? No, there’s no due process for that.

I almost hit that star when I saw you correct the error about Verlander starting game 1, glad I held off until I got to the second paragraph.

How has he not yet been deemed a vexatious litigant?

Here’s the thing that a shocking number of bros can’t seem to understand, and it’s like, the most fundamental rule of comedy: edgy and offensive is generally fine if you’re punching up, it’s never ok if you’re punching down. I know that limits the jokes that can be made by cis white dudes, but consider it literally…

Barstool is dumb and unfunny, but IMO it would be just another dumb and unfunny website (like The Chive and BroBible) if it weren’t for the fact that its fanbase is an atrocity. “Stoolies” are worse than cult-members when it comes to blindly, unreservedly, and violently defending their Dear Leaders. They append…

Because the chances of the perpetrator facing any consequences are extremely low, and the chances of the victim facing negative consequences (victim shaming, a reputation for being a drama queen or a liar, death/rape threats from the perpetrator’s “fans,” etc) are extremely high.

I love horror movies. The two that stuck with me the most (as in, when I’m alone in the dark and my brain wants to punish me, these are the movies I think about):

Thank you for googling “barstool nude infants” because I really, really did not want to.

I know y’all forgot to post about Dallas Keuchel owning the Yanks last night, but it’s still Game 2.