Pole vaulting looks hella fun, but like it would be hella painful to learn how to do.

I mean... how about Durant?

The Thunder’s roster is stocked with ineffective shooters and one-dimensional players.

My comment about processing the rape kit is rank speculation - I don’t even know if Waco has a backlog. But I, too, can’t fathom why the fuck else it would take 4 years to get around to making arrests. ARGHHHH indeed.

Maybe they finally processed the rape kit? The backlog of rape kits is a national crisis, and it’s incomprehensible just how many victims are denied justice - and live in fear - because local governments don’t give enough of a shit about women to allocate sufficient funds towards processing the evidence.

Holy shit, is the Chicago broadcast always that homer-ific? Haven’t heard that many alternative facts since the last WH press conference. 

I would eat the shit out of this hummus, ma’am.

Arian Foster is my all-time favorite football player and it’s a goddamn shame his career was wasted on the Texans.

Who is the older lady with the white hair?

There’s definitely an ASMR component. I’m a fully grown adult, but I occasionally watch slime videos to help combat insomnia. They aren’t quite as relaxing as paint mixing videos, though. A good paint mixing video feels like a brain orgasm.

GSP vs. Anderson Silva would be the MMA equivalent of Mayweather-Pac: everyone was begging for the fight 5 years ago and is just depressing now. That said, it makes more sense for an impossibly rusty GSP to fight Old Anderson than to get his ass beat by a Diaz brother.

Although it’s unlikely, I’m still hoping Obama’s last pardon will go to Jack Johnson. It would be so meaningful coming from a President who is the child of an interracial relationship.

Most babies are ugly but that’s a legitimately cute baby. Good job.

I think it’ll be pretty one-sided in favor of Sonnen since Tito is like an infant whose neck can’t support the weight of his own head, but yeah, it shouldn’t be as horrific as Kimbo-Dada5000. God, wasn’t that on the same card as Gracie-Shamrock, too? Bellator should be burned to the ground and the land salted to…

Oh man, Bellator is the worst. Should change their name to CTE Fighting Championship.

It’s pretty appalling how lax the commissions are that license these guys to fight, and how willing the UFC is to make matches for fighters who clearly have no business stepping into the cage anymore. I was stunned to see a promo tonight for an upcoming BJ Penn fight. He’s 38, hasn’t fought since 2014, and hasn’t won…

The Bogut flagrant was questionable, but Dwight Powell trying to decapitate Ryan Anderson (who had neck surgery a few years ago) was indefensible.

Even after his suspension.

The closest thing to decency you’ll find in the University report is A12, who tried to get a blow job, but at least he told the truth about the group of men crowded around the door and hearing her say things indicating lack of consent. The University leaned heavily on his admissions when they determined the other…

Man, I’m a defense attorney and spend all day every day fighting for the due process rights of accused criminals, including rapists. Nobody is saying crimes should be adjudicated by secret tribunals. These dudes are suspended from playing a fucking football game. They haven’t even been expelled from school yet (their…