Ok, so that's a big (although not surprising) divergence from the book.

Totally agree. Trying to stretch an already complete story indefinitely is a recipe for disaster. I mean, what do the writers do if the show is a smash hit — try to jigger the plot so the town spends years under the dome? I admit I only watched the first few episodes, so I don't know exactly how faithful it is to…

I'm not a Bulls fan, and I agree that the Bulls seem to be the best fit for Melo, as far as needing what he brings and already having what he lacks.

The fact that they would have no control is exactly why they traded him, rather than allow him to leave in free agency. See also: Deron Williams in 2011, Dwight Howard in 2012, Kevin Love (presumably) in 2014/15.

What makes you think that Denver would have allowed him to play out his deal and then go to the Knicks as a free agent, leaving Denver with nothing? The only way Melo "forced" the trade was by deciding he was leaving one way or the other — it's not his fault that the Knicks threw every asset they had at Denver when…

As a lawyer, I'm intrigued. As a human being, I'm disgusted.

Hell yes. The idea of fancy-schmancy Brazilian micro brews makes my eyes roll out of my head. I guarantee that at least 75% of all the consumed beer in Brazil is delicious, refreshing, pale yellow, nearly tasteless, cheap-as-fuck chopp.

Can't decide if I feel sorry for his lawyer for having to publically humiliate himself at his client's whim, or if I envy those billable hours.

Looks like karma for attending a horse race.

I wish I could give you all the +1s. On my way home from work yesterday the only radio station not in the eternal 5:00 commercial break was playing "All of Me" and I swear to god I spent the next 40 minutes switching every three seconds between commercials and John Legend whining. It feels like the longest song ever…

OMG shut your blasphemous mouth! Slash is God, end of argument.

If the league is trying to rig the Lottery they're doing it wrong.

At the very end of the clip, a woman behind them is trying to get Bro-Brah's attention to point out the collateral damage he inflicted in his quest for a meaningless baseball. Unfortunately, the clip ends before we can see exactly how few fucks Bro-Brah gave. My guess: Bro-Brah gave zero fucks. I hope the victim…

Thanks! It's a great photo.

Pardon my ignorance, but who is that?

Actually, I think that's exactly the point Randy Capps was making (third tweet from top). Poor Randy is being unfairly lumped in with the rest of the mouth-breathers.

Must be dusty in here.... *sniffle*

Anderson Silva. Or he was until recently.

Rejoice! America doesn't corner the market on vapid teens, Sarah is from Europe.

Missed one.