The thing I love about her and Mariah is they bring the glamour every time! She’s visiting these fans who experienced horrible trauma, she is probably still processing that trauma and she still glammed it up for them.

“For some reason, the issue of my ED has become a paramount issue for Mother”. Mike Pence, c2010

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

Trump won by 20 points there 6 months ago. Now, the GOP outspends the Dems 10:1 and still only wins by 6/7 points. This IS progress especially considering how early it is in Trump’s presidency and the fact that GOP usually has an advantage in off-year elections. NONE of these special elections so far were Dems suppose…

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

Sigh. Young, non-yelling-at-chair Clint was so dreamy.

My friends and I would record episodes of GLOW and then watch them after school. I loooooved this shit until I learned my pervert dad also watched it. Then it just felt gross. That being said, I will probably watch this because I won’t let that asshole ruin this for me a second time!

I think Douglas Adams said it best on a related matter:

“For volunteers they sure seem to get paid a lot.”

Hahahahah this is hilarious.

this is fucking comical. What part of this dont people understand “The Republican plan to use social issues as a wedge to draw working class voters to side against their own economic interests has worked like a charm. “

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

Hey, an interesting article for once.

Or, if you’re really that good at Jeopardy/trivia, take the wife and meet up with some friends for bar trivia. Rather than fighting, you’re on a team. Get liquored up, and get your drinks paid for when you win. If you’re lucky, she’ll be impressed and you might get to bone to the Tonight Show once you get home.

West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice for president! Imagine him at the debates flinging actual dung on our Führer!

As someone who is generally not proud to have grown up there, I applaud this as the best thing I’ve seen out of WV in a long time. Go Gov. Justice!

He sounds like a date rapist tbh

It’s honestly a miracle women touch us at all.

Cosign on the general principle of upholding the bonds of society.

Defenders assemble... on mah birthday!