My aunt was at UofH at the same time as him. She said she had a class with him, but (shockingly) he was never there.

Summer camp was for rich kids.

Go to hell. You can't think of something horribly racist and then attribute it to someone else.

does it get you high at least? That’s the real question here...
love your Natalie Dee avatar btw.

I’m mildly embarrassed that I recently did this. I gave in to coworker peer pressure, what can I say?

When you realize you get snacks even if you lose

Future Deadspin writer

The research on TNR is extremely lacking and the results of what research was done have been entirely manipulated to fit an agenda. I love cats- but until there’s better evidence TNR works on a large scale, euthanasia is necessary.

I love cats. I am #teamcat all the way to my grave. But, Australia is being destroyed by these cats, and where are you going to send 2 million homeless feral cats? There aren’t enough people who want to adopt and “convert” ferals. It’s humane to kill them at this point, and it’s good for the local wildlife.

Do people always look to these magazines to tell them what to do? Between the illustrations and some of the comments, it’s almost like there’s an implacable fashion police out there, and you’re condemned as a douchbag no matter how you wear your shades or when. Who needs communism or *any* repressive regime, when we…

They all merging into Naya Rivera

That looks like a nice bicycle kick.

Nah, I think Katy was (correctly and rightfully) criticizing her archenemy for being a massive hypocrite; Taylor says women need to quit tearing each other down and support each other, and here’s Taylor getting massive money and award nominations from tearing down Katy Perry in Bad Blood. Any time T-Swift gets in some…

Given that the US didn’t NEED to win this Gold Cup to qualify for the 2017 Confederations Cup, I would have liked them to play younger players who might contribute in the next World Cup. Seeing retreads like 33-year old Beckerman (who played terrible today), 32-year old Wondolowski, and even Brad Evans, along with a…

Maybe this is where the United States tops out in soccer for a little while, as a near-automatic World Cup qualifier that is no threat to advance deep into the tournament.

I, for one, welcome our new Jamaican overlords.

PR guy: “Hey Lionel, want to meet the president of a country?”

I am more offended that he would wear those shorts anywhere.

You never answered what your point is by posting this garbage. What’s your point??