LOL! Wow, Debbie Downer. Sure you don't want to diagnose a potential brain tumor in the baby too from the pitch of its laughter? I mean, it's 58 seconds of their lives presented for shits and giggles. Un-clench.

Especially if you live in an apartment complex and you have an early job.

are you fucking kidding me?

Seriously? This isn't Good 'ole Southern parenting. This is inexcusably horrible parenting, which is geographically ubiquitous, unfortunately. Don't generalize in such an ignorant way. It shows a complete absence of manners. I'd say you must be a yankee, but that would be rude, and I'm not a hypocrite. June is a…

Georgia is 40th in the amount of rape cases. As a matter of fact you have to get to #11 before finding any Southern state. I don't think the South misses having you there.

I'm over those kinds of women too. Well, I would be. If I'd ever met one.

My husband says: To the dog, that rat falls firmly into the uncanny valley. He's just being sensible.

I say that this is only funny to us because we have the concept of irony. We KNOW it's plastic. The dog doesn't. He's actually showing a great deal of intelligence here. reading the visual cues, rejecting the data that…

I'm sure the men who did this were disaffected, young, and poor, and they were motivated by anger at US drone attacks in Pakistan and the illegal Israeli occupation of Palestinian territories. \sarcasm font\

That is because coke is acidic, but it is less acidic than SunnyD and cranberry juice and way less acidic than stomach acid so it's not like the acid hurts you in any way (assuming you don't have some kind of medical condition and you are not drinking 20 cans a day). Also, coke is only a little bit more acidic than…

Not to create animosity, but you do know that lots of people's families once owned slaves, right? Like, probably a long list of famous people that you otherwise respect/admire....

According to the complaint call, they were fucking in his car on a public street in broad daylight with the door open. This isn't police overreach, this is Celebrity Special Snowflakedom at its grossest level.

Would you feel the same way about walking past a car where a guy was jerking off? Does his private world inside his car supersede your right not to be exposed to his masturbation? Or are you just being nosy?

Oh man, can anyone TL;DL this shit? Because I can't with these people.

I say that because he has reportedly said that, "There is no such thing as separation of church and state," even though that exact thing is explicitly stated in the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States and is one of the principal tenets on which our democracy rests.

By all means, these guys can date who they want to date. I don't think Jezebel or Jezzies are saying they should not BE ALLOWED to date whoever they want, and I'm not sure where you got that from.

In my experience, people who are convinced that all their uggo friends are totes jelly of how "smokin'" they look while everyone is out together are 100000% delusional. And really, what a drain it must be on you to be so surrounded by fat slobs that you can't even complain about your nonexistent fatness without like,…