I want to see her follow-up of the 6/10/2014, 6/27/2014, and 7/12/2014 events with the duration of intercourse and a column of whether or not she was able to orgasm.

I feel like a more productive use of this spreadsheet would be to look at it and realize hitting her up after the gym is a bad time. Maybe she's a morning person.

I'm sure this is really going to make her wanna fuck him more. Great job!

Actually, it is literally like dealing with a bunch of crazy men.

i would love to be hauled all over the place.

THIS. Maria, exactly. That was my reaction to the Jason Biggs story. I don't want him off Twitter! I think he should stay there and keep showing the world what the other side of those "funny people" in Hollywood really is.

He isn't a troll. He thinks other liberals agree with him.

When it comes to celebrities i think that they all should be on twitter because it does really show their true colours.

because it is a slippery slope that leads to you planting a flag in the Sahara desert?

I am still a bit bitter about never getting to be a flower girl. My daughter got to do it twice when she was four, though, so I lived vicariously through her.

I don't understand when people argue that the US isn't that good by saying Tim Howard saved their asses. I mean....the goalie is also part of the team, so how good the goalie is should count as part of our evaluation of how good the team is.

[scans list for David Beckham's name]

Is there a reason this wasn't posted to Screamer? Please don't tell me Screamer was a World-Cup-only thing. I grew to love it so.

Kids are top heavy; he would end up like this:

The Abercrombie of nightclubs?

The baby boy would drown if he fell off that mantel! Especially because he's still bubble-wrapped.

This actually sounds kind of cool.

That's actually exactly how it's supposed to work. Exposed to the same classes and roughly the same opportunities, you weren't in the top ten percent at your high school (no shade, I was top 12% at my 5A Texas high school, I went out of state and am doing just fine in life for not being top 10). That rural…

"Didn't really watch the show" and also don't really know what you're talking about. The vast majority of the men didn't even come close to finishing the course. As far as the ones who did she was in the middle of the pack.

You just couldn't shit on her fast enough, could you?