Lest we forget, there is a mountain of difference between actual American cheese, and the yellow-colored rubber sold as “American Cheese Food”. The latter (sold in individually-wrapped slices) is vile.

Blaming the victim? Very nice work. I’m sure the GOP has everything locked down...

Because invading people’s privacy and compromising their financial information = “FREEDOM”; amirite? Ah, to be young, idealistic and stupid.

He worked for Reagan and Giuliani. Those two jobs alone should disqualify him from living amongst decent human beings. He’s probably angling for a job in the “Trump Administration.” (FSM forbid that ever happens.) Yes, he is truly human scum.

Bigotry in North Carolina? That’s unpossible.

Starred for your comment, but really for your screen name. “And a very good evening to you, sir!”

“Paging Dr. Carson, Dr. Ben Carson! We have a job for you...”

“a full body dry heave set to music.” Sad, but true...

How long before Whitlock tweets the following:

He is paying too much attention to the voices in his head.

Re: living along and masturbating in the living room; it’s like you’re a spy in the house of ME! Hold me, I’m scared...

Efficient use of a spoon? No. Effective and satisfying? Hell, yes. Go, ice cream baby!!

This is verging on child abuse! Allowing children to watch “Barney”...cripes.

No worries, I just thought it was pretty funny. Maybe Saudis make good balsamic vinegar too?

“Modena”...Medina is a very different place.

We can all thank Donald Trump for lowering the level of political discourse in this country. I’m not saying he’s directly responsible for these actions, but he’s sure made it “OK” to do so. Let’s be better than that, shall we?

Mental illness is an unabated scourge on this country.

“disincentivize”? It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

This. OMG, anonymous people on the Internet have opinions about others! Quelle horreur!

An oldie, I know, but Google “dihyrogen monoxide.” Scary stuff, kids!