Phrasing?

If there was a God, he (He?) would not have inflicted this POS on the rest of us. I can only rest well, knowing that all the prayers in the world will NOT result in “A Jesus man” being elected President next year. Pardon my French, but fuck the entire Duck Dynasty.

This can only represent a vast improvement over the usual garbage posted here. You go, girls!

As always, it’s not the crime, it’s the coverup destruction of evidence that gets them.

Es muy bueno! Plus, he uses his keyboard purtier than a French whore....

Not enough to get her fired. She can only be removed from office via impeachment, and the legislature is not in session. If she keeps this up, I suspect (and hope) she will soon be having another conversation with Judge Bunning.

Soft Machine is not their best work. Check out their first album, and remember that it was released in 1967...a looooong time ago. Still fresh to my ears.

One can only hope. I did see the trailer for The Wedding Singer, and it looked acceptable. I really, really hated his bits on SNL, though. To each his own....thanks for the recommendations.

“Twirling, twirling, twirling towards FREEDOM!!” A classic, no doubt.

Is that you, Mr. Connery?

You actually think there is something “good” about Sandler’s oeuvre? I guess I should check out “Happy Gilmore” some time, but he rarely makes me laugh. Thanks for the warning on this one, I generally avoid this guy’s work like the plague. Not my cup of tea, I guess.

[In best Stannis Baratheon voice] Fewer! I agree 100% with the sentiment of your post, btw.

Who do YOU think is paying for this POS? Hint, it ain’t coming out of Chris’ wallet. You’re welcome, taxpayers of the State of New Jersey.

Now that I know these people are opposed to the bill, it makes my choice to support it all that much stronger. These are celebrities, not scientists or doctors. I don’t take health care advice from them, nor do I ask my doctor about the best way to handle a TMZ scandal. (N.B. I don’t live in CA, so this does not…

I endorse the Embark recommendation. It’s available for many transit systems, and I use the NYC, LIRR and NJT versions. Very useful apps.

I heard a very interesting interview of the new coach of the Cardinals (?), who said that the manager is often putting on a show for his team, and “protecting” them. It explains a lot of these antics, I think. McClendon did it very well, I’m sorry I missed him jacking first base. The perfect ending?

A minor correction, if I may: “Probably shouldn’t have had Julia Roberts try to sound Irish act, though.”

Dear Governor Christie: White pants are NOT your friend. /s/Me.

Now I know why I only listen to Kornheiser with the sound off. What a maroon....

Are Matt Parker and Trey Stone getting ready to sue? Looks like a Mr. Hankey ripoff to me...