I know this is becoming a bit of an Internet meme, but here goes: “ It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!“ — Upton Sinclair, I, Candidate for Governor: And How I Got Licked (1935). I’m sure Cain is getting a handsome salary from someone for…

Thanks for that link. Very informative.

This. The actual language in the contract is going to govern, not what either said tells the media it says. It does sound as if Cashman and the Yankees are going to challenge the interpretation of the clause. A bit difficult to critique the deal if, like me, you haven’t actually read the contract.

Co-sign. A man who hits a woman is NOT a “man” in my opinion. The only possible excuse would be self-defense. It’s not working, Ray.

I’m sure you can explain the shirt. What about the dual thumbs-up/white guy dance move??

Ana, let me help you; you just read the deranged ravings of a very, very stupid man. You’re welcome.

Magary Dentata? The horror...the horror.

So, Mr. Kluwe, when are you taking over his column? Great stuff here, sir, thank you.

Second follow up: What the hell would it take for you to think of him as a bad person? A third beating??

There was a PBS broadcast of (I believe) a BBC production. It starred Alec Guiness as Smiley, and was quite good. Not exactly competing with ABC/NBC/CBS.

Obligatory:

Good? It's "MONEY"...(sorry, I'll show myself out.)

Alternatively, "Newman's" reaction to being forced to eat some: [Spits out broccoli, starts shouting] "Vile weed! Quick, get me some honey mustard!!"

[In best Homer Simpson voice] Bring me my ranch dressing hose! (Claps hands)

A famous reporter came through with this story, and that reporter's name was Bill O'Reilly. Oh, it be real!

I think you would really enjoy this man's work.

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it.

One of the best things to come out of Chicago. Deep dish pizza? Not so much....

I'm going to let Sir Arthur Conan Doyle have the last word on redheads:

I didn't know Bill O was black!