No love for Taco's "Three Penis Wine"?

"Some parts"?? Verging on about 99%, by my reckoning. There are a few diamonds in the rough, of course.

Nah, I like to think of him as a deluded, bigoted idiot. I'm hoping he's dead, but sad that he may have reproduced before leaving the Earth.

I just won't know what to think about this until Gregggggg Easterbrook weighs in.

Re: Baby in the oven: [In best "Clancy Wiggum" voice] "Here at the Museum of Crime, that's what we call a "California Cheeseburger!"

This reminds me of the old saw attributed to W.C. Fields; when asked why he didn't like to drink water, he allegedly replied "Because fish fuck in it!"

More BS propaganda from the PBA! Imagine that...I would really like to see Patrick Lynch dismissed from the department and publicly shamed. He's not a tenth of the man Mayor DeBlasio has proven himself to be. Stop making shit up.

I've not yet forgiven them for the senseless death of Russell Dalrymple; now this?? Outrageous.

I find this site very helpful in answering such questions:

Matched only by the comedic stylings of young Robert Evans...love it!

There's a premature ejaculation joke in there somewhere...

Wait, I can play this game too! "The only thing worse than being a racist (bigot) is being called a racist/bigot!" What a load of crap. Yet another over-privileged athlete who thinks he rules the world. One can only hope he is charged, convicted and imprisoned.

Jimmy approves!

And here is the future Steven Hawking is worried about: "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to…

While it would be a great time-saver, I fear my usual morning grogginess would lead to disaster. Best of luck to you, however!

Good luck, we're all counting on you. BTW, if you do try this, please remember not to mix the two activities. That would be nassssssty.

Not to mention the hash Spielberg would make of it! I can see it now...tacked-on happy ending...the lights come up...and I puke.

So long as the GOP has a stranglehold on Congress, nothing will get done. It will take a horrible disaster, with many lives lost, to get the attention of the troglodytes in our national legislature. Don't even get me started on raising the gas tax by a few pennies; that's SOCIALISM!!1!!

$50 for the iW1 is a steal. I bought one for my mother a few years ago, and it's a peach. (I'm sure I paid considerably more for the unit, so much for being an "early adopter.") We do have an occasional problem with it dropping the Wi-Fi, but that is easily resolved. It sounds terrific, too. I'm a big fan.

Mr. Woods, are you at all familiar with something called "The Streisand Effect?" I believe you are about to get a lesson on that topic. Also, too, "Lighten up, Francis!"