Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows 8.0; shall I proceed? Can we agree to disagree? Let's just avoid slipping Redmond fan fiction in here, shall we?

I once had an office mate whose fiance (now husband) loved to tell tales of the OVERTIME shit. "Getting paid time and a half to drop a deuce...nothing sweeter!"

Yeah, I couldn't get past Step 1. My iMac is not compatible w/Handoff. Booo-urns.

Low-hanging fruit, Francesa, low-hanging fruit.

The top of Dickie's head is relatively inoffensive. It's the gaping maw at the bottom of his face (and whatever belches out of it) that bothers me.

"...she fled the U.S. to avoid harassment from Border Control over her previous documentaries..." Pray tell, what is this "Border Control" to which you refer? No such agency, last I checked...

Sad, but true. At least Deadspin corrected the error. Now, try getting the NY Times to retract all of Judy Miller's BS, or the Post...cheers.

How hard would it be for Gardner to admit that he is in favor of a "personhood amendment?" At least the staff here has admitted their error; Gardner is trying to baffle with bullshit.

Doesn't everybody?!?

No such word as "cajones." It's "cojOnes," mija. An illiterate plagiarist, so she's got THAT going for her, which is nice.

Just to be clear, I'm on Ms. Sarkeesian's side in this argument. Sorry if it came across otherwise. And the Post is OK, so long as you steer clear of the editorial pages. I just hate anything emanating from such unreliable sources as Breitbart, Beck and Drudge. Call me irrational, if you like.

Fair enough, I was a bit rash. Imagine that in a Gawker comments section! I simply have an unnatural hatred of the vile propaganda spewed out from such sites. Sorry if it came off as a criticism of your writing, that was never my intent.

That's a perfectly cromulent position.

Consider the source of the "reporting" and think about what you have done. The National Enquirer is more reliable than Breitbart's Mausoleum, my friend.

Why, yes, I'd like my food served to me on a plate that looks like it's been used once already, and they didn't have the decency to clean it up for the next customer. Pass....

One of the biggest problems you face is in trying to reason with a group whose average mental age is around 14, severely arrested development and as witty as a teenager with a can of spray paint. I say just keep letting these sociopaths show the world just how messed up their view of the rest of us is. It may hurt for…

One might even refer to it as a specific type of chair, say a "throne"? In the immortal words of Newman, "You can really get some thinking done!"

Alert Dr. Krieger immediately! His girlfriend is cheating on him with Letterman!

Dude, Emmitt Smith is gonna KICK your ass one of these days! Well worth it, because between that part of the column and the phenomenal Robert Evans stories...too damn funny. Thanks for the laughs.

"After she has her first artisanal baby..." Genius, I tells ya, genius! Many thanks for a hearty laugh.