"It's a good thing you put the bad man in the cornfield!" What an epic scare this gave me...much love, and Serling died way too soon. Thanks, Big Tobacco!

If you have not yet seen it, I highly recommend this week's episode of The League. You could also Google "Love Pants" and see what you get. Life imitates Art, or the other way around?

The first choice was "Max Power."

Want, but will not buy. Le sigh.

I think he's good in EVERYTHING. I mourn the passing of Warehouse 13. It was one of the first times I didn't automatically hate the character he portrayed. So much good work over the years...Unforgiven...True Romance...I could go on.

Not to mention the pocket clip!

If you have not seen it yet, try to track down "Tunnellers" (aka "Sandhogs"). It's been running on the WNYC-25 channel and I think now on 21-WLIW. Absolutely fascinating look at what it's like to mine under New York City for a living. Tough job.

Re: The Shining truthers. I heartily recommend Room 237, which is hopefully still available on Netflix. It explores many of these fascinating theories and is a damn fine watch, if I may say so.

I have an easier solution; nail the box of Jello to a tree. Step 3? Profit!

"Lung warts." Not my favorite, but it should be added to your list.

Great article, but I must pick this nit. The Brooklyn team's name derived from "TrollEy Dodgers." Would you like to buy a vowel?

Wu-Tang 4EVAH!! Kudos for the reference.

"Hi, I'll take the french fries with Fancy Feast and red onions, please, and can you have Big Bird blow his nose on it before you bring it out?" It's work like this that brings me back to Foodspin, every time. I'd like to nominate this column for a Pulitzer Prize, though I'm quite sure it's not eligible for same.…

Check out this article. It's from Wikipedia, so take it with a grain of salt, but it conforms with my recollection.

Well said, all around. I fully understand your conflicted feelings, but you have at least acknowledged that there is a problem here. Am I the only person who remembers when the "Baltimore Bullets" moved to Washington and were renamed the "Wizards?" Cuz that didn't cause thousands of their fans to riot and…

Preach, brother! While I am professionally allergic to hype, in this case it was earned. To all those sabreheads who count thousandths of a percentage as meaningful, I have but one answer; he's going to Cooperstown whether you like it or not. Keith Olbermann can suck it. Five rings, baby, that's enough for me. I'll…

I am much less disturbed by his attempts to categorize his work than by his shamelessly comparing himself to Hemingway. Please. Sparks:Hemingway::Thomas Kinkaide:Monet. Try again, Nicholas, you've failed in your analogy.

I suspect this is the reason so many idiots want to burn/ban books. They have not even cracked open a volume, or more likely have never finished a book in their mean little lives. But, heaven forfend, there might be something offensive to someobody, somewhere; what to do, but ban it! Ridiculous, medieval thinking...a…

As Tantaros is just another of the talking heads on Faux, you can save yourself a lot of time and trouble. Don't pay any attention at all to anything this ignorant woman has to say. You'll thank me later.

Far out! Now I finally have a place to store my massive collection of d20!!