Because some of us look at his past record, not this miserable season. He's not being feted for his performance this year, but for his lifetime achievements. Enjoy your Yankees hatred, he'll be gone next year and you'll have to find another player to dis. Five rings says he's still pretty great.

(In best Homer Simpson voice) Sixty-four slices of American cheese....(agggghhhhhh)

We are in complete agreement. Except for the whole "not hating everything Microsoft." You are a better person than I am, but that's not too hard to do! Cheers.

Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding. Hope you find a solution! I hate ANYTHING with the M$ brand with the heat of a thousand suns.

This Giz article help, but I think you already got the answer above me. There's a setting for that. I too refuse to use Microsoft's search engine.

This. It was abundantly obvious to anyone with a working eyeball that the first tape was enough evidence to justify disciplining and/or releasing Rice. What part of "dragged my fiancee's unconscious body out of an elevator" spells two damned games off?? Goodell is really the poster boy for "not even trying." Yet, he…

We're going to need a bigger bowl of cocktail sauce.

I want to know how King manages to breathe without a coach. He is truly a stupid, stupid man.

It's always "Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!!?!" Screw you, Mr. Pelini. Let me clue you in, pal; I'm approaching 60 years of age. I don't need/want your advice as to what substances I ingest/consume. Now, piss off, and continue to make buck off of poor college kids you pretend to educate. You're an ass.

The first thought that comes to mind is "Rick's [Bogart's]" admonition to "Major Strasser" in Casablanca: "Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."

Just so. Thanks!

I'm surprised. It's a perfectly cromulent word. (Yes, it is a real word. Thwarts have something to do with sailing vessels, too lazy to look up anything else now.)

Not to mention a REALLY BIG campfire!

Did he have a name for the act?

Who is this "Lindsay Lohan" person, and why should I care how she wastes her money?

Mandelbaum? "It's GO TIME!!!" May I also propose that 'haughty dipshit' become part of Greggggg's full, legal name? Thank you.

More important than the bet, how did this make Herm Edwards feel? A little "uncomfortable"?? I'm loving the education Johnny Football is getting, and the season hasn't even started yet.

I haven't really been able to eat this stuff since I figured out where "gelatin" comes from. Mmmm, steamed cow bones and hooves! Yummy...just throw in a half-pound of sugar, and we're done. Yuck.

More importantly, where do I plug in my phone!!?!

Yeah, I'll call this just a rumor, and I'll be ticked if it actually comes true. Surely, I can't be the only person who occasionally charges my phone WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.