More important than the bet, how did this make Herm Edwards feel? A little "uncomfortable"?? I'm loving the education Johnny Football is getting, and the season hasn't even started yet.

I haven't really been able to eat this stuff since I figured out where "gelatin" comes from. Mmmm, steamed cow bones and hooves! Yummy...just throw in a half-pound of sugar, and we're done. Yuck.

In what other sport do "athletes" perform while sitting? (Car racing doesn't count, that takes some actual physical exertion.) The worst injury a person can suffer from clicking a mouse is RSI or a sprained finger. I'll admit that this is a form of "sport" but I haven't seen too many "athletes" playing these games.…

How about a nice glass of warm mayonnaise? I also thought they would be the perfect accompaniment to a McRib "sandwich".

My opinion of Twitter is solidifying; it's an elaborate plot for people to embarrass themselves in a public forum. Much like posting on Kinja....ooops!

No, you can't make me do it! Life is too short to waste on drivel like this...

"PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM," — Mineorama

$180 for a frigging TIMEX??? A break I must be given...

"Don't sweat it. The life of Rory B. Bellows Andrew Biddle is insured for a surprisingly large amount."

Mental illness is truly a scourge upon this country. Zero snark intended.

Oh, I'm aware of this fact. It still boggles my mind that she would even consider spending another minute with this maggot after he hit her the first time. A man who hits a woman is no man, imho. But then I don't work for the NFL; apparently the rules are different.

WTF is wrong with Palmer that she married this asshole? Zero excuses for his behavior, but really? Her judgmental skills seem lacking. He's still a POS, though. Thanks, Goodell, for preserving the "dignity of the league." Is there a more worthless leader in major organized sports?

You forgot about Kirshner!

Lighten up, Francis!

How about kicking this monster out of the league altogether? Or would that be "unfair" to this POS? A man who raises a hand against a woman is no man...he's a weeping canker sore, masquerading as a human being. Say what you will about Keith O., he does outrage very, very well. Mebbe some of Rice's teammates should…

Nope, I'm seeing the $13 price as well. It's in the body of the article; the summary box at the end has the correct $130 amount.

Nope, I'm seeing the $13 price as well. It's in the body of the article; the summary box at the end has the correct…

I surely hope you're right about them reversing Selig's horrible decision. In what other sport do the results of an exhibition game count?? Eff you, Bud, don't let the door hit you on the way out. Once a used car salesman, always a jerk.

Even better, GOD gave them the West Bank! That's good enough for me...not. I make no apologies for the terrorists on the Palestinian side, but c'mon...have the Jews of Israel really forgotten what happened to their ancestors not too long ago? And can none of them see that they are repeating the same crimes against the…

The person that thought the second animal was a horse has a very poor grasp of equine anatomy. It's clearly a cow's udders, and the chicken is "milking" it. Let's all grow up, shall we? "Huh, huh, he said 'milk'" says Beavis....

I would take "staked over an anthill, smeared with honey" over a nightmare in purple and orange. I hated Maraudon then, and will never, ever run it again. It did get marginally better after Cata (?) but I still bear an unending hatred of the place. Don't even get me started on my adventures in Blackfathom Depths. I…