And what is his lame excuse for Boston's suckitude this year?? 38-47 ain't a great record, Papi. I guess it's Jeter's fault then, you lying sack of crap.

@robwhisman is my new hero. That is all...

Kilts>shorts>Tebow?

I will give you my boiler-plate reply to calls for censorship, quoting (more or less) the great, late George Carlin: "Every TV set/radio sold in this country has two controls on it; one changes the channel and one turns it off. If you see/hear something offensive, please feel free to exercise one or both of these…

The easiest way to wear a bow tie? Don't...it just ain't right.

I love ya, Alton Brown, but don't ever, ever, EVER do another whole video with a mouthful of peanut butter (or anything else for that matter.) Rude and unintelligible...not an optimal use of your communications skills.

Have you spent any appreciable amount of time in Cobb County, GA? "TAXES" is a four-letter word down there. Edumacation is a very low priority there; it's Tea Party heaven. I do hope they enjoy subsidizing the billionaire owners of the baseball team. Plus they won't have to be bothered going all the way "down town";…

Ha, and I always thought it would be Skynet.

To recycle an old Gawker meme, "all of them."

This reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield's old joke: "I went to the fights the other night; a hockey game broke out in the stands!" No respect, I tell ya....

I would very much like for Ms. Oates to explain to me how Sterling has been "criminalized." I don't recall any prosecutions or arrests being involved. And who the hell is defending his indefensible behavior? Oh, right, a novelist who is old and out of touch, just like Mr. S. That goes double for the rest of the rabble…

Re: city names for professional sports teams; I seem to recall that it has to do with some tax advantage. Hence, the unwieldy "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim." Or I may have just been drunk....

If only wishing made it so....

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"Two men enter, no one leaves!" Now, I'd pay good money to see that fight. Throw in Batali to referee...and Gwyneth as the "ring girl." It would truly be a critical mass of douchery and pretension.

I'd like to get some input from Lupe, the chambermaid; she's an expert on "tucking," from what I understand. I also regret not tipping her....

From the linked article: "To max out the Mac CPU we'll use the command line tool called "yes", which basically does nothing except repeat the word "yes" at such speed that it consumes all available processor resources. Generally speaking, each instances of "yes" will max out a single thread on a single CPU core.…

Big thumbs up on the Ozium suggestion; that stuff rocks!

I will refuse to acknowledge that this review exists until Mike Fahey has given his counterpoint. You did make me laugh a couple of times, though..."...a sweaty, vinegary air reminiscent of a Greyhound bus or the foot-wash station at a city beach..." Poetry, I tells ya!

Discount, discontinue...tomato, tomahto, dear boy! Meantime, how much of a discount do you think they were offering? Only $10 for a warm tub o'Miller Light? Gimme two!