Oh America. Keeping my gun-swinging Wild West fantasy alive.

@OGHowie: NO I'M NOT. YOU ARE.

@Ryodestined: A.C.E. is fantastic!

@Deekle: Magna voce Rideo! :D I saw Elephants on the ALPS. MvR!

@GitEmSteveDaveInMySnuggie: WIN

@SamL_: .....and this is why North Korea will never be a democracy.

@RecipeForHate:

"I'm pretty sure a dog wouldn't be able to accomplish all that"

@Say Waaah?: I hope your wife/girlfriend/partner isn't reading this.

@Bs Baldwin: I love you Boddington! Brewed in good old Manchester. (Better then rival leed's Tetley's I reckon!)

@Strife Fox †: It's already extremely impressive that Sony made a console to last 10 years......

@vein11: I think this might be heat induction, if that is the case, then it won't matter as the only hot thing on the stove is the pot/pan.

@tomsomething: B..bu..but if you had what they had where you are you'll turn Japanese!

@FlameCell: Don't you mean it'll be demoralising just for girls?

@Mactopia: ...then why troll? If you are happy with your iphone, why can't people be happy with flash on Androids?

@Tiller: Novie. Mow

@Rollercoasters: Just my £0.02p input, but in Japan and majority of Asian countries it isn't uncommon for children to live with parents until they are married.

@battra92: ...except the English jokes really don't hold up well any more. ffs we get free dental care! :(

They Took our Jobs! D:<

@eiyaya: So true! I agree!