But the students weren't expelled for what they said. They were expelled for creating a threatening and antagonistic racial atmosphere on campus.

Perhaps you are not aware of the code of conduct that most colleges have.

Can we head off the stupid argument that racists will employ...saying that "Free speech is dead". ?

Thanks god I've never had to use deodorant. Asians don't need deodorant. :-D

"Don't schedule meetings at 4:30pm"

Disney may be a lot of things, but they know what the heck they're doing when it comes to kids. Allergies, autism, you name it they are very, VERY good at dealing with it.

That mugshot literally made my penis and testicles invert themselves up into my groin.

So instead of buying clothes in a department store like Macy's they're willing to overspend on polyester t-shirts from Under-Armour??

That's pretty much the exact perspective I'm coming from. I used to be a consultant so I would go into a lot of different offices every week and I definitely noticed more women being a lot more friendly with me after I started wearing my wedding ring. And yeah, it was nice just to be able to enjoy the friendliness. …

"Unwanted penile attention".

That was what I was referring to in #2 (stink of desperation)

So basically, #1 and #4. :(

I noticed that after I got married, a LOT more women hit on me or flirted with me when they saw the ring on my finger....or at least I *thought* they were.

So far Constance Wu is the breakout star of this show.

Whoa whoa whoa! Farting and peeing is one thing. But man....take a poop in front of your significant other is truly the final frontier....

Litmus test for moving in together:

If I recall correctly, this commercial was the very first use of the rotating camera that The Matrix movie later made famous. ("bullet-time")

No, it's his douche-bag booster shot!

Julia Roberts gave me candy once. She was in San Francisco filming "Dying Young". She was munching on some candy and I was standing on the street behind the camera man and she offered me some.

I see now.....NRA gun nut types aren't actually afraid of scary black people...they just want to have the guns so that they can intimidate their women to keep them in line....