Let's not forget that these asshole bikers are the same types that dragged that man from his SUV in NYC last year and almost beat him to death in front of his wife and baby daughter.

Or...maybe it's simply that attractive women are able to attract more male friends, and good-looking women have more opportunities for sex in general?

Well LA de FRICKEN DA!!!

This Afroduck is either the biggest badass of all time or the biggest moron of all time.

Let's not forget how remarkable it is for the Giants to have won the World Series given that they're in the same division as the Dodgers......the Dodgers with their 200+ million dollar payroll who have tried to BUY their way to a championship the last 2 years.

Why are there so many Asian women editors of gossip mags? I remember seeing that the editor-in-chief of People Magazine was an Asian woman, and so was the one for US Magazine.

+1 for saying "hella". That's the mark of a true Northern Californian!

When asked why he has never been seen at Dodgers games, the man replied "I only attend professional sports team games."

I've got my own:

I've never sat on a toilet seat in my entire life, even at home. I do the "squat and hover" when taking a shit.

How the fuck does an NFL player get away with refusing to go back into the game?

Wow, I think this pretty much defines "getting knocked upside the head".

The life lesson this video teaches us is....no matter how much fun you're having, always make time to lick yourself.

No Golden Tate, no Percy Harvin....the Seahawks are gonna try to repeat last year's formula and rely on their defense and Beast Mode....

The Cardinals didn't lose the game, the Giants WON it.

That was one of the most exciting series I've ever seen. And to think it was shown on that stupid Fox FS1 channel. A lot of people missed an incredibly exciting series.

I want my babyback babyback babyback ribs!

Having kids definitely changes your marriage. My wife was very happy, bubbly and carefree before we had children. Now after 2 kids her personality has definitely changed. She is more stressed out and has lost a lot of that fun personality that made me fall in love with her in the first place. And it's not because…

The guy is basically a troll: Say stupid and outrageous things that are red-meat to the base and rake in the cash from the click-views resulting from your outrageous behavior. It's a cash-grab disguised as an opinion-piece.

Why does it look like it's made of aluminum foil? It's like a tiny JiffyPop.....(grimace)