"Your mother is a ravenous lover, son. We made love once, under the stars one summer night, to the soundtrack of "Les Miserables". I cried afterwards."

A lot of these stories seem to revolve around a basic lack of knowledge of vegetables and fruit....which pretty explains why most of us Americans are fat as hell.

Unfortunately, the lady from "Throw Mama from the Train" is no longer around...

So 3D data on a vagina is a no-no, but tentacle-porn is allowed?

Not giving a fuck about what people think about you is the only way to survive these days in the office. That doesn't mean you get a free pass on being an asshole, but it does save your sanity.

IDF? Yes, the Incredible Dick Force is here to serve you!!!

This shit sounds fake as hell. I don't care how tired you are....no man is going to turn down a handjob.

This gives an entirely new meaning to the term "moneyshot".

Why would this guy even want it from her. Apparently she doesn't even bother showering after coming back home from the gym until the next day. That is nasty.

This has nothing to do with women getting trolled by men and has everything to do with the abusive nature of ANY anonymous commenting system on the internet.

I'm a dude, and I was perfectly happy with Pam Oliver's sideline reporting. Why are the Fox Exec's trying to find a solution to a problem that doesn't exist?

There's a link in the article to another Gawker article explaining what NormCore is. Normcore is basically what the real world wears every day....not name brands.....not coordinated outfits....but whatever feels comfortable and is practical and affordable.

The dude just wanted to get Chipot-laid.

"Normcore".....another pathetic attempt by the fashion industry to brand something and charge a premium for it.

Nate, I applaud you. That is the best pickup move ever.

That reminds me, there's this huge blackhead on my forehead that I need to squeeze out....

'Do you know why they call me Big Mike?' about which Mr. Lauria was referring to his penis because he would simultaneously thrust his pelvis into the air each time he made this comment," according to the suit.

I made 28k my first job out of college back in 1993 with pretty much no skills whatsoever. How the heck does a guy go from making 120k to making 25k/year? I realize the recession was brutal but that is quite a significant drop-off.

I want to be the therapist for Pamela Anderson's kid in 20 years. That person is gonna make millions....