Just replace "White Man March" with "Tea Party Rally" and you've got yourselves a party. All of the other wording can remain as-is.

Elon, please hurry up and get some affordable sub-40k models created. I want one! I commute 90 miles roundtrip every day and would love to be able to cut the gasoline umbilical cord.

I would LOVE IT if my wife made more $$$ than me.

The mother isn't dead, she's probably DYING as Ted is telling all of these stories.

Game of Thrones: The best combination of casual nudity and horrific violence ever assembled.

That woman has a nice ass. -Just sayin'.

Swiffers have got to be the biggest scam of all time. Let's take a simple tool like a MOP or BROOM that you can use indefinitely and change it into something where you have to by refills all the time in order to use it.

God forbid Mindy be ever seen with an Indian man. That would just be too much Indian, right Mindy? *rolling of eyes*

The Oscars: Hollywood's way of reminding us of how white it is.

Maybe JK Rowling could write some forwards for some books to promote up and coming authors?

The problem with sex in general as we age is that most people have sex late at night as the last thing they do before going to sleep. That's pretty much the WORST time to have sex because that is when you're the most tired.

Methinks this is just a publicity stunt by a lobbyist looking for some Teaparty lobbying dollars.

Well Patrick, can you blame them for thinking that?

Gap was founded in San Francisco and their HQ is in nearby Daly City, so they still reflect some of the liberal spirit of the area.

That Crystal meth really fucked up her face. She looks 10 years older than she really is...

Where does this idea that Italian men are universally sexually appealing come from? Most Italian dudes are Mama's boys and are sexist as hell.

His name is JOE BACA??? Get the fuck out of town. What's his wife's name, Jan Solo?

You think that was bad? The next category was "Asian Men in Hollywood Cinema".

It all depends on how intense that workout is. You can run at a leisurely pace on a treadmill for over an hour.

Where does this dude get his haircuts? At the Siberian Supercuts???