This must have been the game they were playing:

"Niners fans are now Raiders fans"?

Wake me when SNL hires an Asian cast member.

I've been to Denver once on a business trip and it snowed pretty much the entire time I was there. So perhaps my perspective is a bit skewed.

I'm sorry, but did you just say that Denver has nice weather???

The question of the quality of the Japanese baseball league compared to MLB is moot. Ichiro proved that he was able to put up hits at a record pace in BOTH leagues. So it would be a simple matter to extrapolate his MLB numbers if he had played 5-7 more seasons in the USA.

Pretty arrogant for you to define what is "normal" to over 1/4th of humanity.

Right, when you eat family-style.....say at a restaurant or wedding banquet you simply place the food on top of the rice in your bowl or you place the larger pieces on your plate. Small foods that would be hard to "scoop up" on your plate with chopsticks should be placed on top of your rice in the bowl....at least…

The reason why many non-chopstick users have a hard time fathoming how people can eat with chopsticks is because they're using them incorrectly.

-That's a pretty stupid statement. Chopsticks and forks each have their advantages and disadvantages. To suggest that forks are better than a utensil that over 1/5th of humanity uses is pretty arrogant and ignorant.

Calling my penis "The Yard" opens up all new kinds of rhyming possibilities.

His requirements actually aren't too out there (well, most of them).....a lot of them are what people think privately anyways. He simply was nutty enough to actually articulate them.

Making matters worse was Sean Connery's ridicule:

Oh yes, the good old "I'm sorry if you're offended line", which is only topped by the "You're racist for pointing out my racism!" defense.

Britney Spears totally has that glassy-eyed look of a person who is on some serious manic medication.

Max Gambler? I'd like you to meet my friend, Carlos Danger. Carlos, stay away from that guy Alonzo Mosely. He's looking for Princess Consuela Banana Hammock and I'm pretty sure she was last seen with Anastasia Beaverhausen.

Wow, if I saw some asshole do that to my daughter I would be arrested for murder. Seriously.....

You can be picky as long as you have your own shit together. It's a lot easier to be picky if you are very attractive. If you're not, then well........

The woman looks like a cross between Selma Blair and Anne Hathaway, but not in a good way......if that is even possible.

Easy explanation for the thin male demographic in San Francisco: Lots of Asian dudes and lots of gay dudes in SF. Asian folks tends to naturally be skinnier than your avg white person, and all the gay dudes are busy working out so that they can be attractive to each other.