Right, when you eat family-style.....say at a restaurant or wedding banquet you simply place the food on top of the rice in your bowl or you place the larger pieces on your plate. Small foods that would be hard to "scoop up" on your plate with chopsticks should be placed on top of your rice in the bowl....at least…

The reason why many non-chopstick users have a hard time fathoming how people can eat with chopsticks is because they're using them incorrectly.

-That's a pretty stupid statement. Chopsticks and forks each have their advantages and disadvantages. To suggest that forks are better than a utensil that over 1/5th of humanity uses is pretty arrogant and ignorant.

Calling my penis "The Yard" opens up all new kinds of rhyming possibilities.

His requirements actually aren't too out there (well, most of them).....a lot of them are what people think privately anyways. He simply was nutty enough to actually articulate them.

Making matters worse was Sean Connery's ridicule:

Oh yes, the good old "I'm sorry if you're offended line", which is only topped by the "You're racist for pointing out my racism!" defense.

Britney Spears totally has that glassy-eyed look of a person who is on some serious manic medication.

Max Gambler? I'd like you to meet my friend, Carlos Danger. Carlos, stay away from that guy Alonzo Mosely. He's looking for Princess Consuela Banana Hammock and I'm pretty sure she was last seen with Anastasia Beaverhausen.

Wow, if I saw some asshole do that to my daughter I would be arrested for murder. Seriously.....

You can be picky as long as you have your own shit together. It's a lot easier to be picky if you are very attractive. If you're not, then well........

The woman looks like a cross between Selma Blair and Anne Hathaway, but not in a good way......if that is even possible.

Easy explanation for the thin male demographic in San Francisco: Lots of Asian dudes and lots of gay dudes in SF. Asian folks tends to naturally be skinnier than your avg white person, and all the gay dudes are busy working out so that they can be attractive to each other.

That's what happens when you have all of that unreleased, pent-up sexual energy....

this is the prosecutions fault for not fighting to get a more diverse pool of jurors selected. This idiot juror sounds incredibly sheltered and naive.

....getting a little tired of reading these stories about Chinese culture and they're supposed preference for young brides, baby boys or whatever. Those attitudes are much more prevalent in the rural areas. Basically you're talking about poor, illiterate farmers.

Somebody needs to tell this to those 2 dudes that were caught fucking a bicycle and rubber raft. They don't need to do that anymore....

Can somebody explain to me this whole Southern thing of re-enacting the Civil War?

That first woman should never have accepted the all-expenses paid trip to Spain if she was not interested in the dude romantically. She let her greed override her judgement on that one.