I guess you’ve outed yourself, red Miata driver. Hope you are proud you are an asshole driver.

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

6.2 SRT engine....no shit. This will decimate all, after you put about ten grand into it, if we have to, overnight parts from De-troit.

It must have encountered an extremely modest bend in the road.

FWIW most Focus RS buyers opt for the RS2, granted this is a small sample size but I’ve personally helped about 10 people get into a Focus RS, I think only one of them didn’t want the RS2.

Thank you. There’s so much mythology about the Mazda 787B amongst Wankel aficionados that it needs to be pointed out that it was given a hell of a break by the rules in 1991, which was a weird transitional period for Group C from the fuel economy formula to F1-based 3.5 liter engines.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

Ugh, can we go back in time to whenever the first person decided these wheels looked good, and just kinda kidnap whoever that was and leave them in Havana with no money and no ID, so I don’t have to see these on every mall-crawling brodozer coming my way? I’d rather every off-road car anywhere had to wear bright white…

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

Reads “bitchin Camaro” in headline...

Hello, heat soak. Nice to meet you.

Man, that 911 looks weird.

1. The coffin lid was open

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

What the fuck mate? Are you trying to intimidate/impress us or something?

looks like you're familiar with rule #1