"Captiva," to suggest "captive audience." As in "This is all we have available sir, take it or leave it. And by the way taking the airport shuttle round trip will cost more than renting this POS."
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If you're going to pay your executives obscene amounts of money, the least damaging way to do it is in stock, with restrictions on selling it.
If I have to glance at it for more than half a second to use it, I don't want it in my goddamn car. At least with knobs and buttons, you know what control you're fiddling with.
"since dodge no longer makes trucks"
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Twin dragons.
On top of. Or behind. Or underneath. Or inside.
Aren't the spiders already dead by the time their presence causes a problem?
"After paying six figures for the black sheep of Batmobiles you had to agree to only drive the car "when necessary for maintenance purposes" and "never while in public view.""
Supposedly the solution is add an aftermarket transmission cooler.
Would people be complaining about misuse of the Department of Homeland Security if the post had only referred to them as Immigration and Customs Enforcement?
What's with referring to the car as though it were a person? "Capri has such and such."
@Fvash:
When visiting Dead Island, be sure to take a day trip to Uncanny Valley! The experience will be unforgettable!
That's probably where Mercedes came in. You've got to draw a line somewhere, and in the US, that line is at 25 years.