or you can just do what my family does and buy a giant, plastic tub of aggressively orange cheese balls

I’m just giving you a hard time about the name. Even though the word “kaffir” is a racist slur, there’s good evidence that the name of the plant has a completely different etymology than the slur, only ending up with the same spelling by accident. It is a very easy plant to grow and does well indoors in a pot (with a…

Kaffir is a derogatory ethnic slur. The correct term is Markut Lime.

The EULA and privacy you agree to with this VPN should raise a few alarms, if you value your privacy (I mean, you’re using a VPN after all)

How about a true dodge? “My current/former employer has asked that I not disclose my salary history for [some bullshit reason, get creative!] and I’m sure your company feels the same way.”

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I recommend the album “Pedestrians” by Autohypnosis, which is 10 hours of instrumental ambient music, and it’s a free download. Search for it on Bandcamp.

The Airline rules are as follow:

The unspoken rule is not to recline your chair into the face of the person behind you unless it’s an overnight flight, window seat gets to lean on the side of the plane, aisle seat gets the aisle arm rest, and the poor sod in the middle seat gets their choice of arm rest to be determined in the first 5 minutes of the…

i usually put fragile things like phone chargers and thumbdrives inside my shoes

I put any bottles of liquid like shampoo, soap, medicine, etc in my shoes. Also keeps them from getting squeeze and pop open.

Plus there’s now legal precedent for law enforcement to compel you to unlock with your fingerprint, while a code/pattern is the opposite.

Ha! Anyone that wants to stop by my desk and try to ‘motivate me’ to stop browsing the internet is more than welcome to compare their productivity against mine. Hell, I’m even willing to put my 5 hours against anyone else’s 8. I will be the more productive one, because I rely on it to allow me to browse the internet…

Sous Vide...oh yeah! That’s the thing that the best of the best chefs on Top Chef always screw up.

Sous Vide...oh yeah! That’s the thing that the best of the best chefs on Top Chef always screw up.

And where did you go to collage? Are little pieces of paper stuck all over your diploma?

If this is to help all kinds of freelancers out there, low-res is a nice idea, but it only covers a (small?) part of said community. So, if you’re reading this, by all means, pitch in with your proven stratagems, or even your untried ideas.

I’m with you! I don’t give them to the count of 5 though, I just move the damned thing. I’m so sick of that kind of stuff. Plus, I’m in a rural area so Saturday mornings when I shop, because I work all week and have no choice but to shop on the weekends, is ‘stand around and jaw with the neighbors’ time. Whole groups.…

“It was an actual cart with wheels on it that you pushed around a store.”

Averages. Every other service oriented industry operates on them, why would a venue for a wedding be any different? Your meal at a restaurant is priced to accommodate for the person who sends it back for a refund and makes general problems.

I was not aware that this was not common knowledge. Now I feel as though I have been depriving the world by not sharing this information.