You actually contemplated buying this? :)

The Kanye of the sea.

ABS.

Inside job.

Looks like something a modern Sherlock Holmes would own. Cumberbatch or Jonny Lee Miller.

It would have to be at least 10 of the most high quality pros for that price.

Just buy me dinner first - OneLove.

Mosquitoe housing complex. :)

My current Comcast bill for internet and 160 HD channels is currently $110 a month with a PC Cable Card tuner. I am seriously considering going back to OTA HD and antenna woes.

Just spray and pray.

1. SkyNET

My version of heaven. :)

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens I am running straight for the canned ravioli aisle. (Hmmm, tasty)

When can i buy hookers on Amazon?

Austrian guillotine door.

pulls out black light.

I must own this and impress the ladies.

I'd prefer an autonomous robot, so I can stay asleep.