I love how when I click "details" on an update Microsoft says F.U.

There is, just click "remind me later".

Bacon.

am sorry I make you feel awkward. :)

1. Bring extra propeller blades.

it burns?

This is the camera man. (Yes, I know he is Swedish)

It's cleaner than I thought it would be.

then don't look. :)

Shut Up and Take My Money! (I also yell that at hookers)

That's gonna be on the bill, buddy.

am with you.

Whoa, time to hit the gym.

WWII is the gift that keeps on giving.

I hate when its dark and you try to sit on the toilet, but the seats up and you fall in. :) Ewwww! Instant shower!

whos gonna clean that?

Americas butt-hole, found.

Before YouTube I was peeking into peoples windows. :)

I understand military spending is a necessary evil but most of the time nobody is keeping track of how much is being spent, wasted, stolen or given private contractors with ties to high ranking shady politicians. Also, how many new toys does the military really need? Although, I am for more drone technology to keep…