My 4 year old will love this. :/

Christmas come early!

With a HDTV? :)

Maybe hes in the kitchen.

You mean its not a snake? :/

Get to da choppa! He had Shields? :)

I hope there aren't any cats on Mars. :)

At first glance, I thought this post had something to do with storm troopers tanning on a beach. lol.

Gernot REDNECK Computer Brush? :)

In soviet Russia, HOWITZER GVOZDIKA SELF-PROPELLED, YOU!

I remember going at the beach in the Caribbean and using the wrong tree leaves to wipe. Don't pick the leaves with the serrated edges and burning fire sensation.

In an emergency, use your underwear to wipe and throw them away. Proceed to the nearest department story ...or not. :)

and don't forget to hide the flash drive up your bum. :)

Ha, takes “kill it with fire“ to a new level.

Thanks, I will give it a try.

Apple invented the Easter Egg.

No, but Flash in Firefox 14.0.1 keeps freezing and crashing my browser. :(

*Takes this to the airport*

Hookers man, hookers.

The Military seems to have all the best "toys"