Not sure if you are mentally unstable or trolling. :/

It is very tasty served with vegetables.

If you go through life angry at way people type or say things. You're gonna have a bad time. (Sticks & Stones)

Later that day.

Like Vampires? :)

God damn college.

What happened to using your pee to start a fire?

All I remember about Smallville.

Wow, that's a pretty sweet idea.

So wait, throw in a knife = $89? Why are most "urban" backpacks so expensive? I refuse to pay more than $30 for a backpack.

The seems like propaganda to me. First of all who cares! Secondly, its a $200 tablet from Google. Thirdly, the average user wont even notice this. Fourth, Jelly Bean! and Fifth, Must mention iPad. Why?

They report directly to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

sleep with his wife. free wifi. profit! :)

I am flying to London on Friday and I still have the ability to change seats online. Moves to a row that's empty. *fingers crossed* :) You can also bring a tablet that is full of movies, if you dont want to sleep.

Ewwwww! take another shower!

"Captain! The enemy is stealing our WIFI!"

Reminded me of a free credit score .com commercial. :/

Mentally ill or not, he crossed the line and should pay with his own life. Enough excuses.

You need to get a 50 kill-streak before you get one. "DF-21D ready!"

Ultimate sex chair