OM NOM NOM! (o_0)

You mean no more sweaty palm juice?

If this becomes a law and order episode...:/

LOL.

it's a coast guard thing. :)

All I see are cucumber penises

White wine in the freezer does this the best. I buy it warm, forget its in the freezer, start pouring and FUUUUUUCCCC...

We all remember "Swordfish" :)

People are saying the back looks ugly. As my mother would say "Well, just dont look at the back." :)

Excellent, no one would ever look in here for my stash.

Please dont try to eat that.

He just wanted to axe for directions.

Well you should've deleted the pic or not given me your phone. :/

Yes, that guy looks like every truck owner at my work.

We've got some cheaters in here! :)

Everyone knows that zombies and some vampires have softer bodies than most humans.

Ha, At first glance I thought it was two people skiing

Did he loose weight?

Three hints that the semi wasn't empty:

I feel bad for the guy in the semi. Why did he turn?