You are a brave man.

Who would let two random people into their home like that? :/ Meet me at Best Buy bitches! (Am in the wireless section with your lamp) :)

"He said there would be a way to identify any child's father based on a detailed analysis of the blood (Childhood's End) and that there would be animation that it was impossible to distinguish from reality."

Just put it all on Wikipedia. :)

did he died?

We have large, tinted dispensers. I will be removing ALL of the toilet paper from the men's bathroom. You can't see that it is empty until its too late. :)

That was pretty Balsi(llie) of him.

What isn't shown is how it failed to successfully refuel due to malfunctioning $$$$$ sensors. :)

The robot opens a time portal before each jump. :)

The World’s Most Powerful Non-Destructive Magnet Screams Like a Banshee and renders everyone in the lab sterile, an orgy ensues.

I thought paper cash was required for a lottery ticket purchases for legal reasons.

She has the car keys.

Just wait until little bobby runs into it. :)

it's a Trap!

The Asus Transfomer Prime has 9.9 issues but heat isn't one.

Actually, you can if you dont use a plastic guard.

I bet you they blame this on PTSD. :)

Just looking at that fine piece of meat makes me happy.

I was expecting to see the robot holding this. I am disappoint. :(

From the movie "Die Hard". It's hard to believe. :)