Skynet approves.

why is it so short?

its ok.

It was a joke, but thanks. :)

I dont speak spanish, what does it mean? :)

obligatory

I bet he was a jock in highschool.

I just started scanning the Internet with Norton, see you in a few. :)

Can' they just run a virus/malware scan on the entire Internet.

I eat my pizza with a knife and fork.

Even in space people don't tilt their cameras. :)

and miss a trip to my the local IKEA? Nooooo!

The next moron after having watched the video will simply cap someone to establish dominance. :)

Ha! :)

Well, if you dont use an iPhone, problem solved. :)

*First World Problem* :/

Her Micheal Jackson glove gives me pause.

it wouldn't take much for some people. :/

Ha! :)

I hope that's not a gas stove.